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A battle of Wits and Lyrics


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Gracco



Joined: 29 Mar 2010
Posts: 69

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:34 pm    Post subject: A battle of Wits and Lyrics Reply with quote

This is going to be a big rap battle.
Rules are simple: follow general conduct guidelines, don't say stuff you don't want said to you and stuff like that. Also MtG references in the Rap get bonus.
Reply only to the rap above your post.
Here is my post to start it off.

Like a Power Ranger, I power up, like the Energizer Bunny I just can't stop, I'm a Super Saiyan, I'll beat your tail in, I'm the Juggernaut, I am invincible, I am a Planeswalker, going from plane to plane, I am casting spells and beating face, like Speed Racer, I'm gonna win the race, I would not wanna be in your place, I might have lost game one, but now it is post-board, you won one battle, but I will win the war...
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magicman85



Joined: 22 Aug 2009
Posts: 555

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

isnt rappin supposed to rhyme?
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Gracco



Joined: 29 Mar 2010
Posts: 69

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

magicman85 wrote:
isnt rappin supposed to rhyme?


It is called slant rhyme...
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xJudicatorx



Joined: 27 Aug 2007
Posts: 696

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your lyrics are weak and make no sense.
In a battle of wits, you got no self defense.
If you learned to rhyme it could at least sound pleasant,
So get to work, no time like the present.
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Terminus-Est
Level 1 Judge


Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 11

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, originality ain't a sin,
In a rap battle it best be a given,
So stop riffing off his titles
And bone up on your vitals.
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AppleofEris



Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Posts: 553

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

His name is Terminus and he's a level one judge
but instead of making minis he just packs the fudge
idling all day around the IRC channel
his mom looks like a lumberjack except she wears more flannel.
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YGDAnthony



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Posts: 30

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh yo nigga
Ponder your ryhmes cause your rap is whack,
you trollin so hard, your gunna have a heart attack.
Nigga
Your rhymes plus yo ugly face, here let me sum it,
Trollin' all day got yo life taking a plummet.
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AppleofEris



Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Posts: 553

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ajbassmaster wrote:
Uh yo nigga
Ponder your ryhmes cause your rap is whack,
you trollin so hard, your gunna have a heart attack.
Nigga
Your rhymes plus yo ugly face, here let me sum it,
Trollin' all day got yo life taking a plummet.


Pot. Kettle. Black.
You say my rhymes are whack?
First off, go get some tic-tacs then go back to work making me a Big Mac
You see
your halitosis assaults me through the net
You're so ugly, you couldn't even make the Hoover Dam wet
you're probably just a 12-year-old, I bet
still listening to MC Chris and singing about Fett's Vette.

One more thing, before I forget
why don't you go buy yourself a pager
So Flippi can let you know
when you're unbanned for USC-Major.


Last edited by AppleofEris on Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:16 pm; edited 1 time in total
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YGDAnthony



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Posts: 30

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hold your next thought, cause’ it’s bout’ to be seized
Spittin’ this fire so ill it makes Chandra eyes bleed

This is a whole new level, boy, so you best be steppin’
You’re a shrimp amongst sharks; I’m a man amongst legends.

My lightning bolts leaving your face nice and tender
So shakin’ up from the assault you acting like you have defender

So now that we see what a little bitch you are
We all understand that your magic career aint’ goin’ really far
So put down the deck, your dirty little hoe
Hope you have fun playing yu-gi-oh
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AppleofEris



Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Posts: 553

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well look at you
trying to dig up some dirt
Why you mad?
You're acting butthurt.

I've been slinging spells since before you were in diapers
In this shit-storm I got intermittent windshield wipers

Your mom looks like McGiver
For a dollar I could buy her
A tasty McDouble
But she's so fat I gotta take her picture with the Hubble

Hey AJBassMaster
give me a red deck so I can kill you faster
control is such a waste on a scrub like you
why are you playing Elixir of Immortality?
Kid, you must be new.

I can take you out with anything from my sixty.
I'm like Gary Oak, you're like Misty.
Sling that Lightning Bolt? Huh?
Punk, you missed me.
I got gonorrhea of the mouth
when your sister kissed me.

Let me end this rap
with a few Magic tips.
You ain't pro
just because you win on #flips.
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YGDAnthony



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Posts: 30

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stand back ya heard sir murders occur
my verbs are disturbed
my curse words are hurtin your herbs
alertin the service bringin marines with kerosene flasks guns and masks jumpin through glass with sick 229's and mp5's
i rapid fire bustin sprayment
when i was a baby my pacifier was a grenade pin
and yes im from tampa
no im not a buccaneer but ill be buckin near your main arteries ya fuckin queer
the sun is here
cover your eyes
all my attributes is dangerous
my moustache is murderous
my hipbone'll send your clique home wit they ribs blown back and they wigs sewn to they six pack
cartilage in a gift wrap
my cartridges click clack
and leave you and your bitch clapped
now ya bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap
we swing machetes at crews with little ice picks and niggas round my way call me the cuban missile crisis
my raps not for emo kids
my flame thrower leave you bald head like chemo kids.
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GreenBear



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Posts: 899

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cat sat on the mat, it talked it said rap was crap.
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AppleofEris



Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Posts: 553

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your raps are as weak as Vanilla Ice
I'm gonna wrap you up and leave you stuffed in my sushi rice
Look at this kid trying to pretend that he's Miami Vice
with his scraggly facial hair that's full of pubic lice

The only gun you got was made by Nerf
I'll kill you, chop you up, and leave you buried beneath some AstroTurf
So when the Buccaneers lose, they'll lose you on you
By the way, dude, stop spitting when you chew.

You think I'm through?
This is what I do.
Spitting lyrical murder that leaves you black and blue
Smack your momma's butt until she goes "moo"
Here's a dollar, kid, go buy yourself a clue.
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YGDAnthony



Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Posts: 30

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck?
You thought I wasn't raw?
When Gutta talk, vibrations crack the asphalt
Pull out the gat and watch the crowd disperse
The worst
I'm plantin' C-4 on your hearse
Comin' suicide and kill you again in Hades
Make a pact with satan, come back and kill ALL your babies
You really wanna fuck with that?
Put this chainsaw on you
Finish splittin' that ass crack
Nigga
I think you better leave it alone
You better listen to Jahiem in case you don't make it home
Motherfucker
I hope you made love to your wife
I'll get shit on my dick, then blood on my knife
Escape conviction, fuck goin' to prison
Break in your house and fill your wife's mouth with jizzm
I had an unholy baptism
Now I need a young and an old priest to perform the Exorcism
I feed off these negative things
I take fake thug MCs and make them niggas sing
So I'll play Nas and you play Hova
I hope you Got Yourself A Gun before you try to Takeover
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AppleofEris



Joined: 20 Dec 2006
Posts: 553

PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I made the mistake of thinking you had a brain
It's too bad the only words that you know are profane
You want murder? Go kill yourself instead.
You're only coming off as a kid messed-up in the head
It's time for bed, punk, you're way past your curfew
You got psoriasis on your elbow and you smell like poo-poo
You're trying to ill, on a Magic: The Gathering messageboard
tell your woman to hit the streets, I still gotta pay my landlord.
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