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ZW



Joined: 25 Apr 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: A Riddle!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

A man walks off a boat and goes directly to a restaurant. He asks for cod. The waiter gives him cod. The man takes a bite, and then shoots himself.

Why does he shoot himself?
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Craze



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he doesn't, he drowned. The rest was all in his head.
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JKilla



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How the fuck do you walk directly off a boat into a restaurant?
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GoneBananas
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because he realized halo3 is better
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center
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tird_Ape wrote:
Because he realized halo3 is better


right like that ever happens
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Ggerg



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me knows
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tcook589



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does the man have any allergies?
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ZW



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No allergies.

Quote:
How the fuck do you walk directly off a boat into a restaurant?


Uh...he goes off a boat, and walks directly to a restaurant.
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ik
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

center wrote:
Tird_Ape wrote:
Because he realized halo3 is better


right like that ever happens


Lol i get it ! Very Happy
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RushwoodEle



Joined: 27 Oct 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

because the waiter called the cops after he took an order from a guy with a friggin GUN, and the cops were closing in and about to cap his ass.

Alternatively, it was TugaChampion and he just lost an extended match to someone playing a type 2 deck.
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Jacois



Joined: 05 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RushwoodEle wrote:


Alternatively, it was TugaChampion and he just lost an extended match to someone playing a type 2 deck.


LOL

Yeah, maybe the boat was that Magic Cruise ship.
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Sihk



Joined: 20 Jan 2009
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The man asks for cod but is given human flesh. The man is horrified at eating human flesh and then kills himself.
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ZW



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
The man asks for cod but is given human flesh. The man is horrified at eating human flesh and then kills himself.


Very close. Think about what happened on the boat though.
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orphan



Joined: 18 Aug 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he was stranded on an island and was given the flesh of his dead friends and family aboard the ship, but he was told it was cod. he never had cod prior to being stranded and wanted to see what it tasted like to see if his suspicions were correct. they were. he couldnt live with himself.... maybe.
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ik
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I GIVE UP TELL ME TEH ANSWAR
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