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Why evolution is not real.


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Lynolf



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LULZ

Who can manage to find a funnier and more stupid thread than this one? Laughing
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zagorakis7



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lynolf-I just made one. Called deck of champions.
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MaksymG



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

clearly this is a joke post. I laugh at people taking is seriously.
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Thorns



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All cats have 4 legs.

Dogs have 4 legs.

Therefore dogs are cats.
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Edward_Eld



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And what about dogs and cats have tail, but man tail is a penis, so man is a mutation dog and cat.
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Thorns



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edward_Eld wrote:
And what about dogs and cats have tail, but man tail is a penis, so man is a mutation dog and cat.


A "man-tail" is the coccyx. Which happens to be the vestige of the tail humans had pre-evolution.
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Edward_Eld



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A "man-tail" is the coccyx. Which happens to be the vestige of the tail humans had pre-evolution.


Yeah they are pokemon, but they will never be monkeys. Shit I remember a pokemon that is a moneky, maybe the theory is correct.

Btw, I dont have a tail now, I have a long penis.
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XSquad



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid evangelicals, they think evolution didn't happen. The intelligent design theory is just ridiculous and creationism, well, lets put it this way: God said "I play hypergenesis, everyone come out now!" Creationism is bs too.
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Dracon_ian



Joined: 13 May 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:07 am    Post subject: Re: Why evolution is not real. Reply with quote

zagorakis7 wrote:
Many people(s) believe in the evolutions theoriez. Thay not real. Thay can be. Though. It say we monkeys. I'm not a monkey, maybe some people? We arn't monkeys, but it sayz we are monkey(z). It sayz we cometh frometh Africas butt we arnt africas. We are not Africas, but it say so. What is wrong with what they say we Africas. We are not. Evolution is not fairs.


I take it this is a poorly thought out joke? Right?

If it isn't, please, please, go away and die.

How can people believe that we were all made by some loving being? I saw the most annoying poster at the local church the other day "If god doesn't exsist, why does your mother love you?" I took the rev.'s number off the sign, i was going to ring up and complain, but when I got home I just thought about it, what could I say in responce to "If god doesn't exsist, why does your mother love you?" that a bible-humper would accept. I mean, just simply, in evolution, the feeling of love was used as a survival mechanic to increase the chances of the baby living.
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trigvevaltam



Joined: 23 Jun 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You Christians are so fucking silly.

There's this fun little thing that lets us know evolution exists: proof.
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Farseer



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Ceiling Cat is not Amused.
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