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Craze



Joined: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 5676
Location: Indiana, U

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

poolhustla wrote:
your mom is so ugly she has shroud


thats my favorite

[21:15] <Annul> because when i go up in there, girls bleed :B
[21:16] <sui_slush> out of their nose?
[21:16] <sui_slush> i hear thats a side effect of ghb

and of course...

[22:26] [~cmc] <Clariax> I know the rules better than all but about a dozen people in the entire world
[22:29] [&therooster] ironic, that is about how many people in the world are bigger douchebags as well
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Jacois



Joined: 05 Sep 2004
Posts: 1201

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I fucked my way into this mess and by god I'll fuck my way out."
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lennin
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you scrath our back we'll scrath yours.

the funny thing about my back jules is that its located on my dick.
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YWNightmare



Joined: 31 Aug 2004
Posts: 40

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
you scrath our back we'll scrath yours.

the funny thing about my back jules is that its located on my dick



muhahaha...that movie is so funny.
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Poofter



Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 30

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You can't rape the willing"
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metzel_usa



Joined: 01 Jan 2006
Posts: 124

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

by brooke shields....she is lucky she is hot
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Counterlife



Joined: 02 Oct 2005
Posts: 95

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<buff> i'd GLADLY have sex with same gender for 10 mil
<Y> I'd fuck a guy for $30 and a ride home
<gosumog> brb sum1s at my door.. at 3 am
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Bigshow



Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 1374
Location: Igloo town

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Click your heels three times and go back to Africa
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lennin
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i got lucky last night, except now i dont think ill ever be arouse again if there isnt a knife weilding monkey in the room
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Bigshow



Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 1374
Location: Igloo town

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[13:39:13] <Joopjan> i am pen0r destructor of worlds
[13:40:38] <Joopjan> http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m190/redstaracura/hair55.jpg
[13:41:10] <Bigshow> fuck that
[13:41:16] <Bigshow> that envolves reading
[13:41:54] <Pollo> lOL
[13:41:56] <Pollo> i know
[13:42:37] <Ro> Joopjan wtf
[13:42:37] <Ro> gtfo
[13:42:39] <Ro> nerd
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MaksymG



Joined: 24 Apr 2006
Posts: 182

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It's not rape, it's surprise sex."

Sam: "share the load"
Frodo: "it's sticky, what is it?"
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kendiggy



Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 441
Location: not here

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jimmy: You don't have to tell me how good my coffee is. I know how good my coffee is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the good stuff because I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead nigger in my garage.

Jules: Oh Jimmy, don't worry about that we're gonna-

Jimmy: Lemme ask you something. When you walked in here, did you see the sign on the front of my house that says Dead Nigger Storage?

Jules: Jimmy, now you know I ain't see no sign-

Jimmy: Did you see the sign on the front of my house that says Dead Nigger Storage?

Jules: No.

Jimmy: Do you know why you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why.

Jimmy: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!


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kendiggy



Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 441
Location: not here

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jules: Oh, you sendin da Wolf?

M.W.: You happy now mutha fuka?

Jules: Shiiit negro, das all you had ta say!
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kendiggy



Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 441
Location: not here

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jules: Say what again! Say what one more time, I dare you, I double dog dare you mother fucker! Say what one more goddamn time! What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: H-He's black!

Jules: Go on.

Brett: H-he's bald!

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?
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poolhustla



Joined: 25 Dec 2005
Posts: 67

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what lit the wick of your tampon today?
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