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finale
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 12
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 Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:23 am Post subject: un-locked |
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That's right i'm making a new funny set! i'll be adding cards as i make them.
turd ape 1R
creature - filthy ape
if you went to the bathroom at least 2 minutes ago this card gets +2/+3
1/1
stfu BB
enchantment
tap - as long as this card is tapped your opponent may not speak or he or she loses the game.
mike flores 3R
creature - human n00b
0/1
well there goes the game 0
instant
if you just lost the game you may start throwing cards off the table and start screaming like you have roid rage, if you do you win instead.
leeroy jenkins 2R
creature - human dwarf
leeroy jenkins attacks if able.
if leeroy jenkins attacks you must destroy all creatures you own.
3/1
bed sheets 2
artifact
destroy all cards your opponent owns. litterally rip them to shreds...
power nine 0
artifact
as an additional cost to play power nine you must pay
$2000 USD to your opponent.
tap - draw 3 cards
tap - gain 3 mana of any color
tap - you gain another turn after this one
you may untap power nine at anytime.
omg 0
sorcery
you may beat the crap out of your opponent. |
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NahHolmes
Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 588
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:27 am Post subject: |
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| So where are the funny ones? |
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finale
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 12
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:54 am Post subject: |
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| wth are you laugh retarded! come on turd ape, power nine that's classic funny. |
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RichardDWade
Joined: 20 Mar 2006
Posts: 438
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:21 am Post subject: |
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| Poorly thought out. Low playability. Quite lacking in the humor department. Missing components to cards. Go back to the drawing board. Scrap the idea. |
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agentkirb
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
Posts: 1
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:44 am Post subject: |
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| Did you watch the great designer search? They say the cards have to be funny, yet playable. Half of those cards aren't playable at all. Why do people want cards they can't play? |
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sonicqaz
Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 338
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| I'll give you Turd Ape, but other than that......no. |
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Craze
Joined: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 5347
Location: Indiana, U
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| horrible |
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jheezy
Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 167
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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| isnt leeroy jenkins a WoW card? |
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Manipulation
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Posts: 294
Location: Oxnard
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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| jheezy wrote: | | isnt leeroy jenkins a WoW card? |
And an insane WoW player. |
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