40 Midgets vs. a Lion

NahHolmes · Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 588

If I were a midget I would point to the ugliest, fattest, most Craze like midget, turn the crowd on him then use him as lion bait. Fight's in the bag after that for sure.

negatorwins · Joined: 05 May 2006 Posts: 19

if you were a midget, and a lion hit you once with it's paw.. say, in the chest/face.. would you be in any mood to fight?

say one bit you in the head.

mosto f the midgets would be in such a panic they wouldnt even know what was going on, they would be so afraid! the lion wins because the lion is FEARLESS.

you tell me if you were mini sized & in a arena with a lion & you just saw 5 people your size get disembowled by the claws of a lion. what would you do? you would start crying.

the lion has no fear.

nothing to think twice about.

the lion wins.

Superdood · Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 273

I can't believe you people can even entertain the idea of a midgit even getting close to a fucking lion.

One swipe from the Lion's claw would break their necks. Shatter their ribs, tear their arms off, etc.

Even if they all charged him, the Lion could merely charge back, unless they formed a human wall 5 midgits thick, nothing short of a seriously good strategy could save them.

If not all died, most would.

So I'm going for LION FTW.

Simply because the Lion is angry, hungry, and pissed off, he's scared because he's in a weird place, and when animals are scared, they go BESERK.

The midgits do not stand a chance at all.