MENSA

WildCard · Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Posts: 735 Location: Japan

does anyone here have access to the mensa forums? please pm me. im looking for a few things, and id like to browse. the way this started: an idiot said he got his answer to a riddle from mensa.

pppppp · Joined: 09 Dec 2005 Posts: 181

what was the riddle? i think my iq is 145, but im not sure, i could have got dumberer since i took the test

Strovil · Joined: 11 Mar 2005 Posts: 575

What do you mean, you would like to browse?

You intend to ask for access to a Mensa account so you can look around?

Trotsky1 · Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 322

Sorry cant, help wild Im dumb:<

thetong · Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 7

I do, what do you want to see? I'm certainly not going to give you my login ID/PW...

kebe · Joined: 09 Dec 2004 Posts: 1097

/mes iq=189 =]

ElvishGod · Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 3009

looking at your name, and considering the fact that you forgot an apostrophe, I seriously doubt that.

Trotsky1 · Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 322

Trouble with these MENSA guys is they are too smart too trick. I remeber this one MENSA guy whom I went to school with, he had a really awsome calculator that I intended to steal off him, so I came up with the cunning plan of writing his name on my calculator and stealthly swapping it with his own.

He ended up with my calculator as well as his own Crying or Very sad

it · Joined: 01 May 2005 Posts: 69 Location: Computer

What is MENSA?

kikimikejiki · Joined: 26 Dec 2004 Posts: 664

eg where should there be an apostrophe

WildCard · Joined: 06 Sep 2004 Posts: 735 Location: Japan

mensa is an organization of smart people. im not that good at words othrwise id qualify. im only top 5% you need to be top 2%. the riddle was the old where is the missing dollar riddle. this idiot keeps saying he got the answer from mensa.. i gott go laters

kebe · Joined: 09 Dec 2004 Posts: 1097

yeh its an organization of ppl who are like "i got an a in calc im the shit lets make a club k thx"
and elvish god
u think i dont know to put an apostraphe when u use possesion?
also if i were trying to be correct.....
i wudnt have said "me's"
dumbass

ant900 · Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 2449 Location: somewhere

oh, are you talking about those riddles that only like 2% of the us can figure out? man those things are hard...

sui_slush · Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 98

Mensa is pathetic. It's a bunch of pseudointellectual social rejects getting together and partaking in all sorts of intellectual masturbation. They like to discuss all sorts of solutions to modern problems, yet never act on anything, it's all a fucking game to them.

IgnisFatuus · Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 67

I am a member of MENSA. Other than being able to say "I m a member of MENSA," there is not really any benefit to membership. To be in MENSA, you don't have to be that smart. I can't solve a lot of the puzzles that they send me. So, all in all, its not that cool.

And if you want a cool MENSA member story, then here is one:

I knew a guy (indirectly) who was a lawyer and a memeber of MENSA. Well, one day he decided to murder the wife of one of his clients (I am not sure why). Anyway, he decided to abduct her (so the client falsly reported her missing) and then the lawyer and client together killed her by poisoning. Then in order to dispose of the body, the lawyer and client (neither of whom are pilots) decided to drop it into a lake, out of a chartered plane. Though the pilot (who was enclosed in the cockpit) did not see them drop the body, he found something peculiar about the fact that when the plane landed, the "sleeping" passenger was no longer present. The lawer and client then both went to jail for murder. This is a true story, but I left some stuff out of the middle just because I don't feel like typing it all out.[/i]