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FusionFire
Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 248
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 Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:29 pm Post subject: Magic Puns |
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Add yours, regardless if it deals with sex, women, or anything else, add yours, and i will compile them all onto a new website as soon as its up.
I love it when my girlfriend plays her "slight of hand" on me
Come on everyone |
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WildCard
Level 1 Judge
Joined: 06 Sep 2004
Posts: 788
Location: Japan
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| Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| i could mention my bone flute but i dont show and tell... |
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VacancyMan
Joined: 01 May 2005
Posts: 309
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| Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:55 pm Post subject: Sorry dude, but I had to pick someone |
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| I'm sure FusionFire's Sandstone Needle has an Uncontrolled Infestation... |
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Alucart
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 83
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Craze
Joined: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 5676
Location: Indiana, U
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| Alucart wrote: | http://img410.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tapthatass8al.jpg
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way to steal the most known mtg pun in a kickass way!!! |
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ColdBeer
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 89
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:41 pm Post subject: Sickening Dreams |
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| The other night I left the Tonic Peddler with the Daughter of Autumn. I went to put my Staff of Domination in her Breeding Pit, but after Deep Analysis of her Mundungu, the Endless Swarm of Giant Crabs that Infest her Briar Patch gave me a Null Rod. I woke up the next morning next to an Albino Troll. I now have a Flaring Pain in my Tainted Wood. |
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Splunge
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 50
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: Re: Sickening Dreams |
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| ColdBeer wrote: | | The other night I left the Tonic Peddler with the Daughter of Autumn. I went to put my Staff of Domination in her Breeding Pit, but after Deep Analysis of her Mundungu, the Endless Swarm of Giant Crabs that Infest her Briar Patch gave me a Null Rod. I woke up the next morning next to an Albino Troll. I now have a Flaring Pain in my Tainted Wood. |
Uhhh, PWNAGE!
Also, you either have too much time, or enjoy MT:G too much  |
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ColdBeer
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 89
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Also, my Caustic Tar has a Stench of Decay. |
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ant900
Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 2525
Location: somewhere
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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| i love to twiddle my stick |
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h0m3r
Joined: 05 Sep 2004
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yesterday i saw your mum riding the dilu horse. after her point of cataclysm she had to grab the reins to ease herself off his endless wurm. both she and his thunderstaff were covered in his primoridal ooze.
also i'm amazed no-one has said tempting wurm yet. |
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