Random Report - Nantuko

Craze · Joined: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 5379 Location: Indiana, U

j0, and welcome to another exciting Random Report...
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#bored forums > j00

Anyway, on to the Report, tonight we have Nantuko, j1 and leader of former Team Racist Comment. Here he is...

::cheers(mostly for Craze)::

[20:50] <Craze> 1. State your full name
[20:50] <Nantuko> Christian Konstantine LaDouceur
[20:50] <Craze> wow, ok
[20:51] <Nantuko> mouthful.
[20:51] <Craze> 2. I guess I'll start by asking you somthing simple...uhh whats your favorite format?
[20:51] <Craze> gotta have stuff for the unedited questions
[20:51] <Nantuko> Standard, as of right now. I've been testing it too much.
[20:51] <Nantuko> 1.x is fun to play Zoo.
[20:51] <Craze> cool cool
[20:51] <Craze> 3. Appr or MWS?
[20:52] <Nantuko> MWS, i like being able to utilize wishes. That and random clowns can use svg cheatz against me.
[20:53] <Craze> like pg?
[20:53] <Craze> thats a joke don't kill me for it
[20:53] <Nantuko> pG is my homeboy
[20:54] <Nantuko> canada represent.
[20:54] <Craze> ah
[20:54] <Nantuko> no comment, unless its a racist comment.
[20:54] <Craze> 3. Ah, ok, what about Racist Comment, that was a pretty controversial team
[20:54] <Craze> do you actually have a thing against blacks?
[20:55] <Nantuko> No, i hate everyone equally.
[20:55] <Craze> that lines soo old
[20:55] <Nantuko> I just made that team to ruffle feathers. As we speak, i might be remaking it again.
[20:55] <Craze> I thought you were on Team Blitz
[20:56] <Nantuko> I am. But I love the RC boys, and i'd turn my back on any suckaz for them.
[20:56] <Nantuko> Loyalty lies with friends, not colleagues.
[20:56] <Craze> lol, so what about Team blitz, I'm suprised you'd join a team that once had Rthomas
[20:57] <Nantuko> I've played with RThomas before. He wasn't always so bad. Then one day like two years ago the Douchebag Fairy came and took his coolness out from under his pillow. Now he's just some dork that runs T1 MWS minis.
[20:59] <Craze> You don't like many people much, huh? Like your weird hate towards Lordhawk, whats that about?
[21:00] <Nantuko> I'm not a big fan of people. Me and LH used to be cool, i don't even know what happened there.
[21:00] <Nantuko> Didn't he get shot or something?
[21:00] <Craze> yea
[21:00] <Nantuko> Lol that's real fucked.
[21:00] <Craze> yea, it was
[21:01] <Craze> recently, even in that survey you put down Lordhawk
[21:01] <Craze> not to mention at #chaos
[21:01] <Nantuko> Lets be fair
[21:01] <Nantuko> I put everyone down.
[21:01] <Nantuko> I'm not exactly the warm cuddly type.
[21:01] <Craze> true
[21:02] <Nantuko> I'm more of the "uh, yeah... i'll call you" on the morning after type.
[21:02] <Nantuko> Cold and such.
[21:02] <Craze> so why all the hate?
[21:02] <Nantuko> Someone took down my alabama windchimes
[21:03] <Craze> I'm not even sure what thats supposed to mean, but honestly I'm glad I don't know
[21:03] <Nantuko> Heh
[21:03] <Nantuko> it's funnier that way
[21:03] <Craze> What do you think is the biggest problem with this league?
[21:03] <Nantuko> People that randomly message you
[21:04] <Nantuko> for exaample, i seriously just got this
[21:04] <Nantuko> example, even
[21:04] <Nantuko> <hhhh> r u a chick or a dude
[21:04] <Nantuko> <Nantuko> lol you're an idiot
[21:04] <Nantuko> <hhhh> n ur fkin gay
[21:04] <Nantuko> <hhhh> im now sending u a virus goodbuy
[21:04] <Nantuko> <Nantuko> LOLOL
[21:04] <Nantuko> <Nantuko> HEY PAL
[21:04] <Nantuko> <Nantuko> SEND ME A VIRUS YOU FUCKING GOOF
[21:04] -> *hhh* jj0
[21:04] <Craze> really? that happen alot?
[21:04] <Craze> lol
[21:05] <Nantuko> Yeah, you dont even know
[21:05] <Nantuko> I'll get people asking me for decklists and shit
[21:05] <Nantuko> and im not even good at magic
[21:05] <Nantuko> its ridiculous
[21:05] <Nantuko> "hey my buddy said you had a good t2 list"
[21:05] <Nantuko> like
[21:05] <Nantuko> www.brainburst.com
[21:05] <Craze> lol
[21:05] <Nantuko> dont ask me for shit
[21:05] <Nantuko> you're all little, look at my piss, or whatever.
[21:06] <Craze> I'll keep a mental note
[21:06] <Nantuko> Dump two. draw.
[21:06] <Craze> anything else? in your survey you seemed rather inthused
[21:06] <Nantuko> What survey?
[21:06] <Nantuko> Oh that fucking thing
[21:06] <Nantuko> Uh
[21:06] <Nantuko> Well
[21:06] <Nantuko> I dont get why everyone is so stoked on multiplayer
[21:07] <Nantuko> its useless
[21:07] <Nantuko> theres no multiplayer events IRL
[21:07] <Nantuko> except that dipshit 2HG thing
[21:07] <Craze> not true, FNMs host them all the time
[21:07] <Nantuko> but i hear wearing MTG beanies doesnt get you laid
[21:07] <Nantuko> I dont play FNM
[21:07] <Nantuko> I hardly play paper magic
[21:07] <Craze> ah
[21:08] <Nantuko> I'll play like multiplayer chaos with my homies over some beers
[21:08] <Nantuko> thats about it
[21:08] <Nantuko> I want to give a shout out to Josh, the Technicolored Caveman
[21:08] <Nantuko> holler. snakes are for bitches! lol
[21:08] <Craze> lol
[21:08] <Craze> ok
[21:09] <Craze> So, whats your hope for the new year? Any resolutions?
[21:09] <Nantuko> Yeah, my resolution is to smoke more cigarettes that i didnt pay for
[21:09] <Nantuko> them shits are sooo expensive these days
[21:09] <Craze> lol
[21:09] <Nantuko> I got some hope for tonight, she should be here in like two hours.
[21:09] <Nantuko> mise.
[21:10] <Craze> rofl...
[21:10] <Nantuko> EW
[21:10] <Nantuko> lol dude
[21:10] <Nantuko> my buddy msg'd me
[21:10] <Craze> ?
[21:10] <Nantuko> telling me how good his heartbeat deck was
[21:10] <Nantuko> and he showed me a list with no heartbeat
[21:10] <Craze> lol
[21:11] <Nantuko> Reminds me of the time Itachi showed me a GGG list without Gifts.
[21:11] <Nantuko> <3
[21:11] <Craze> heh
[21:11] <Craze> hmm, I suppose I'm out of questions
[21:11] <Nantuko> Well
[21:11] <Nantuko> how about
[21:11] <Nantuko> you tell me what made you want to interview me?
[21:12] <Craze> that argument in #chaos....I had to interview someone that could be such a fucking ****, maybe figure out why you where
[21:12] <Craze> were*
[21:13] <Nantuko> Well damn
[21:13] <Nantuko> I'm flattered, what can i say besides
[21:13] <Nantuko> we're all true gangsters over @ racist comment
[21:13] <Craze> I idled at #nigger for a while...no one was much of an ****
[21:13] <Craze> unless you were black or Vimes
[21:14] <Nantuko> Vimes is a goof
[21:14] <Nantuko> He's not allowed to ride the bus to school
[21:14] <Nantuko> the #teambusdrivers' bus
[21:14] <Craze> yea
[21:14] <Craze> I know
[21:15] <Nantuko> So long as you know.
[21:15] <Craze> any last comments?
[21:16] <Nantuko> I dont know what you're talking about
[21:16] <Nantuko> and who drank all my beers?
[21:16] <Craze> ok, and that picture you wanted to post?
[21:20] <Nantuko> couple more shoutouts

[21:22] <Nantuko> pg, derek robbins, devlyn, g'fo, magicalmatt even tho he doesnt come on anymore, Fozefy's hiking boots, the whole #blitz team, the 5 kings for hooking me up, JC, Blake aka Avatar, itachi for being my barn, snoopster, Splunge, CoolinDenial, ShaunD for being like 50/50 against me and keeping it real, and SL|redDemon for being a savage grease ball, busting huge nuts, and beating me in flips.
[21:23] <Nantuko> and everyone in the 519.
[21:23] <Nantuko> Ontario magic, represent.
[21:23] <Craze> damn
[21:24] <Nantuko> I was going to give you props man, but you made a snide remark calling me a fucking ****
[21:24] <Nantuko> you hurt my feelings, sweetheart.
[21:26] <Craze> lol srry
[21:26] <Nantuko> It's alright, just watch your mouth when a grown man is speaking. Wink

[21:26] <Craze> :-\
[21:19] <Nantuko> yeah
[21:19] <Nantuko> and i quote Last Word for all you readers:
[21:19] <Nantuko> 'Someday someone will best me. But it won't be today. And it won't be you.'

Well thats it for tonight, I'm Craze and This is the Random Report. Happy New Year.

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Derek · Joined: 30 Aug 2005 Posts: 36

That pic is so hawt

ant900 · Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 2480 Location: somewhere

it scares me...

DoItFaster · Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 1129 Location: California

Now I know who shot me!

Bejeezus · Joined: 12 Dec 2004 Posts: 1712 Location: Right Here

Heh, Nice Water Gun Nan, Gonna Pop A Squirt In Someone's Ass.

AlexTrebek · Joined: 24 Nov 2004 Posts: 140

Strovil · Joined: 11 Mar 2005 Posts: 567

Reminds me of that guy from the Poser-Mobile crew.

"You wanna ride the pain train?"
"Bring it!"
"Woo woo!"

NahHolmes · Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 588

Dude I think that BB-gun could use a new coat of paint.

RThomas · Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 384

Vimes · Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Posts: 344

Just wanted to chime in, I'm said Vimes, hated by 'Tuko and VERY proud of it Very Happy

Nantuko · Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 76

Everyone and their half-retarded brother is hated by me.
You're not special.

DoItFaster · Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 1129 Location: California

magicalmatt · Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 218

<3 for the shoutout, only reason i dont come on anymore cause 1)magic=teh suck(by an xbox and get h2) and 2) m-l is full of really bad magic players Sad

lifer · Joined: 10 Sep 2004 Posts: 11

is the 'w' for windsor? rosecity represizzle

NahHolmes · Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 588