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LuckyDucky



Joined: 14 Jan 2012
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know everything that isn't in between Magic and life?
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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 154

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kaesh wrote:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Google that shit bro
http://style.org/unladenswallow/

LuckyDucky wrote:
Do you know everything that isn't in between Magic and life?


What a noob question! There is nothing "in between" the two because Magic players don't have lives.
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StonerProud



Joined: 02 Mar 2012
Posts: 15

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why was my post deleted? There was no profanity in it?

If a college (Dorsey) tells you to do what you love, if you love porn, can they help?
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GDP



Joined: 14 Jun 2009
Posts: 19

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The answer to "What came first: the chicken or the egg?" is most definitely not the chicken. The answer is Armageddon.
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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 154

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

StonerProud wrote:
Why was my post deleted? There was no profanity in it?

If a college (Dorsey) tells you to do what you love, if you love porn, can they help?

No they can't because you're a lost cause.

Seriously, you're an embarrassment to this league.
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Burton911



Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 172

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do goats eat cloth and tincans?
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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 154

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burton911 wrote:
Why do goats eat cloth and tincans?

Cuz goats are badass mother fuckers. Also, cloth / tincans are what give goat cheese that zing.
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StonerProud



Joined: 02 Mar 2012
Posts: 15

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like you have room to talk about embarrasment! >.>
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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 154

PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

StonerProud wrote:
Like you have room to talk about embarrasment! >.>


You're talking out of your ass (as usual). Every judge hates you because you argue with them constantly insisting that you're right on every ruling (when you're always wrong).

EXAMPLES

THE GIFTS UNGIVEN DEBACLE

http://magic-league.com/deck/77907/modern.html#4%20Color%20Gifts35919

"If the rule for gifts were true, then the card would be reiterated to "Search your library for up to 4 cards," since it doesnt, the rule shouldnt apply but stupid people become DCI judges! >."

"Gifts rule is clearly wrong! The card clearly says search for 4 cards, not up to 4! Thats why WOTC added the words "Up to!" A single Tormod's Crypt/Relic of Progenitus wouldve screwed your deck! >.>"

Don't act like you know what the fuck you're talking about. If the card worked the way you say it did, it would say "search for four cards," dumbass.

THE MOX OPAL FIASCO

A little bird told me about a game you played... Correct me if I'm wrong but you went something like Blinkmoth Nexus / Memnite / Mox Opal / Mox Opal / Etched Champion. Your opponent said you can't do that so you take back the Champion and play Arcbound Ravager (which you couldn't do either).

You were then taken to judges where you tried to explain how you can tap your Mox Opals "in response to the Legendary Rule." After you were told how it works and it was ruled that both your Mox Opals were to be put in the graveyard, you rage quit like the little bitch you are.

Last, but not least...

YOU BUTCHERING MY DUTCH STAX LIST

Seriously everybody, look at this jank.

2 Privileged Position
2 Karn Liberated
2 Moat
2 Reverence
2 Idyllic Tutor
2 Land Tax
3 Leyline of Sanctity
2 Trinisphere
3 Mox Diamond
2 Humility
3 Oblivion Ring
3 Greater Auramancy
2 Crucible of Worlds
2 Chalice of the Void
2 Elspeth, Knight-Errant
2 Wrath of God
4 Serra's Sanctum
7 Plains
4 City of Traitors
4 Wasteland
3 Flagstones of Trokair
2 Maze of Ith
2 Celestial Purge
4 Null Rod
3 Relic of Progenitus
1 Leyline of Sanctity
3 Pithing Needle
1 Karn Liberated
1 Privileged Position

See, I wouldn't mind you doing this but the fact that you told me you "improved" the deck is an insult to the 5 years of mastering my craft with Dutch Stax. First of all, you COMPLETELY ruined the most important thing about the list: redundancy. You're only playing 2 of your best cards (Moat / Humility / Chalice of the Void) and you RUINED the mana base. Only 22 mana producing lands, and 4 of those are Serra Sanctums? Maybe it seemed like a good idea if you thought that you can play 2 Serra Sanctums and tap them in response to the Legendary Rule... Maybe you should cut those Serra Sanctums and uhh, I dunno, bring back ANCIENT TOMB.

Seriously, you're in no position to speak like you know what you're talking about. Maybe if you shut up and actually listened to people for once, you'd learn a thing or two about not making a fool of yourself every time you open your god damn mouth.
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pg8



Joined: 27 Feb 2011
Posts: 299

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SteveMan wrote:
StonerProud wrote:
Like you have room to talk about embarrasment! >.>


You're talking out of your ass (as usual). Every judge hates you because you argue with them constantly insisting that you're right on every ruling (when you're always wrong).

EXAMPLES

THE GIFTS UNGIVEN DEBACLE

http://magic-league.com/deck/77907/modern.html#4%20Color%20Gifts35919

"If the rule for gifts were true, then the card would be reiterated to "Search your library for up to 4 cards," since it doesnt, the rule shouldnt apply but stupid people become DCI judges! >."

"Gifts rule is clearly wrong! The card clearly says search for 4 cards, not up to 4! Thats why WOTC added the words "Up to!" A single Tormod's Crypt/Relic of Progenitus wouldve screwed your deck! >.>"

Don't act like you know what the fuck you're talking about. If the card worked the way you say it did, it would say "search for four cards," dumbass.

THE MOX OPAL FIASCO

A little bird told me about a game you played... Correct me if I'm wrong but you went something like Blinkmoth Nexus / Memnite / Mox Opal / Mox Opal / Etched Champion. Your opponent said you can't do that so you take back the Champion and play Arcbound Ravager (which you couldn't do either).

You were then taken to judges where you tried to explain how you can tap your Mox Opals "in response to the Legendary Rule." After you were told how it works and it was ruled that both your Mox Opals were to be put in the graveyard, you rage quit like the little bitch you are.

Last, but not least...

YOU BUTCHERING MY DUTCH STAX LIST

Seriously everybody, look at this jank.

2 Privileged Position
2 Karn Liberated
2 Moat
2 Reverence
2 Idyllic Tutor
2 Land Tax
3 Leyline of Sanctity
2 Trinisphere
3 Mox Diamond
2 Humility
3 Oblivion Ring
3 Greater Auramancy
2 Crucible of Worlds
2 Chalice of the Void
2 Elspeth, Knight-Errant
2 Wrath of God
4 Serra's Sanctum
7 Plains
4 City of Traitors
4 Wasteland
3 Flagstones of Trokair
2 Maze of Ith
2 Celestial Purge
4 Null Rod
3 Relic of Progenitus
1 Leyline of Sanctity
3 Pithing Needle
1 Karn Liberated
1 Privileged Position

See, I wouldn't mind you doing this but the fact that you told me you "improved" the deck is an insult to the 5 years of mastering my craft with Dutch Stax. First of all, you COMPLETELY ruined the most important thing about the list: redundancy. You're only playing 2 of your best cards (Moat / Humility / Chalice of the Void) and you RUINED the mana base. Only 22 mana producing lands, and 4 of those are Serra Sanctums? Maybe it seemed like a good idea if you thought that you can play 2 Serra Sanctums and tap them in response to the Legendary Rule... Maybe you should cut those Serra Sanctums and uhh, I dunno, bring back ANCIENT TOMB.

Seriously, you're in no position to speak like you know what you're talking about. Maybe if you shut up and actually listened to people for once, you'd learn a thing or two about not making a fool of yourself every time you open your god damn mouth.



Oh look, the thread just died.
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StonerProud



Joined: 02 Mar 2012
Posts: 15

PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ill respond to this post in segments in bold

SteveMan wrote:
StonerProud wrote:
Like you have room to talk about embarrasment! >.>


You're talking out of your ass (as usual). Every judge hates you because you argue with them constantly insisting that you're right on every ruling (when you're always wrong).

EXAMPLES

THE GIFTS UNGIVEN DEBACLE

http://magic-league.com/deck/77907/modern.html#4%20Color%20Gifts35919

"If the rule for gifts were true, then the card would be reiterated to "Search your library for up to 4 cards," since it doesnt, the rule shouldnt apply but stupid people become DCI judges! >."

"Gifts rule is clearly wrong! The card clearly says search for 4 cards, not up to 4! Thats why WOTC added the words "Up to!" A single Tormod's Crypt/Relic of Progenitus wouldve screwed your deck! >.>"

Don't act like you know what the fuck you're talking about. If the card worked the way you say it did, it would say "search for four cards," dumbass.

The rules is still a crock of crap! (Trying to not be vulgar)

THE MOX OPAL FIASCO

A little bird told me about a game you played... Correct me if I'm wrong but you went something like Blinkmoth Nexus / Memnite / Mox Opal / Mox Opal / Etched Champion. Your opponent said you can't do that so you take back the Champion and play Arcbound Ravager (which you couldn't do either).

You were then taken to judges where you tried to explain how you can tap your Mox Opals "in response to the Legendary Rule." After you were told how it works and it was ruled that both your Mox Opals were to be put in the graveyard, you rage quit like the little bitch you are.

I never debated the judgment call on this issue as I wanted to be sure about it! I dont know everything, just mostly everything! >=)

Last, but not least...

YOU BUTCHERING MY DUTCH STAX LIST

Seriously everybody, look at this jank.

2 Privileged Position
2 Karn Liberated
2 Moat
2 Reverence
2 Idyllic Tutor
2 Land Tax
3 Leyline of Sanctity
2 Trinisphere
3 Mox Diamond
2 Humility
3 Oblivion Ring
3 Greater Auramancy
2 Crucible of Worlds
2 Chalice of the Void
2 Elspeth, Knight-Errant
2 Wrath of God
4 Serra's Sanctum
7 Plains
4 City of Traitors
4 Wasteland
3 Flagstones of Trokair
2 Maze of Ith
2 Celestial Purge
4 Null Rod
3 Relic of Progenitus
1 Leyline of Sanctity
3 Pithing Needle
1 Karn Liberated
1 Privileged Position

See, I wouldn't mind you doing this but the fact that you told me you "improved" the deck is an insult to the 5 years of mastering my craft with Dutch Stax. First of all, you COMPLETELY ruined the most important thing about the list: redundancy. You're only playing 2 of your best cards (Moat / Humility / Chalice of the Void) and you RUINED the mana base. Only 22 mana producing lands, and 4 of those are Serra Sanctums? Maybe it seemed like a good idea if you thought that you can play 2 Serra Sanctums and tap them in response to the Legendary Rule... Maybe you should cut those Serra Sanctums and uhh, I dunno, bring back ANCIENT TOMB.

I tried the deck you originally made several times before changing it around as it kept getting its ass whipped nearly every match. ive made several variations of this deck so Ive more than just butchered it, I slice ans diced the hell out of it! >=)

Seriously, you're in no position to speak like you know what you're talking about. Maybe if you shut up and actually listened to people for once, you'd learn a thing or two about not making a fool of yourself every time you open your god damn mouth.

And you should really practice what you preach! =)
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