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| can it be done? |
| about as likely as a donkey climbing a pole |
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| maybe... just maybe... |
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| anything is possible...maybe not this, but many things are |
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| yes. |
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KrA0nS
Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Posts: 7
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Mystic Snake is Tek! |
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Vodka_drink
Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Posts: 1152 Location: Brampton O
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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mystic snake is sexy guy....
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ChristPunchr
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Posts: 370
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:33 am Post subject: |
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| I didn't run it before really. |
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Annihilator
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 12
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:09 am Post subject: |
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"A Pimp's A Pimp"
(feat. Jermaine Dupri)
[Chorus]
[Jermaine Dupri]
Ayyo a Pimps a Pimp
Flow is flow
Doe is do
ho's a ho
Chic's a chic
Trick's a trick
Bitch a bitch across the world
So, nigga, getcha money and attend to your girl
[Cam'ron]
Now when it comes to these hoes i did'em i got'em
rip'em and rock'em
but if I hit'em I pop'em
but if I lick'em I lock'em
and I ain't famous at all
Let my game tell it all
but they a pain in my balls
got to train'em like dogs
from how they, walk and they talk and when they sit on the couch
to how they, lick in they mouth and never shit in the house
But I make ladies wit babies, let the street drive em crazy
They say "Cam, good you saved me" Now I pimp em and they pay me
They feelin' it like Jay-Z, on Sugar Hill like AZ
Went _Party Time_ like Tray Lee, I'm SoSoDef like J.D.
Oh baby they have you stressed, nigga
Mad depressed
I want they mind...Muthafucka, you could have the rest
'Cause I gas'em up, I tell them I'm more than just the lover
I want to be your friend, father, confidant and brother
See my, nine-inch slugger now she, chose her devotion
With messing with my money, girl you messing with my emotion
[Chorus x 1]
Now baby-cakes what's you're name?
(Ain't no need to explain)
Why is that?
('Cause I'm from Down South)
Well I got Down South game
And to mess wit' you this my last attempt
'cause I only like when you're ass is bent
So damn dumb you ain't stash a cent
You ain't know I get cash to pimp
go ask him, my whores are fresh
Hardcore to death, 'xplore the rest
tell you now backdoor's the best
for the stress
we never raw in flesh
Why I'm sores aguess (?)
I get paper, yeah I stack them chips
condoms when i grab them hips
kiss and mix you wrap them lips
and if she act (smack the bitch)
if she wack (smack the bitch)
sad to see the way it had to be
Mack the bitch the bitch don't mack me
Cubic snappy but so are mine, know my rhymes
yo, my rhymes got a concubine
'cause I control they mind
avoid the crew
'void the groove
got more doe, than the fued
got more hoes, than the few
if I die they wouldn't know what to do
whatcha think all they do is cry?
tell you this between you and I
forty slit wrists outta the forty nine suicide
[Chorus x 1]
And now I'm drunk of the Henny now, went off the Remi now
Niggaz always envy now cause I'm good and plenty now
and when it come to gettin' head, yo many bow
Girls acting friendly now (Killa cum up in me OWW)
I leave em past leaking
Last weekend, I took Cardan to get his ass eaten
He said you past freakin but I'ma ace so throw your cards up
But if you stink baby, I ain't hard up
Hard luck to wash up, but that's insulting, revolting
But if you clean we ballin, eat you til you catch convulsions
And girls all fiend, for the bodm on my team and my mob
Think we scheme and we rob the way they screamin' for God
And all sluts wit the V's, let em see how it be
They be like "No, you ain't puttin all that meat up in me"
You whylin out, for the styinout
girls say I'm foul and doubt
but baby got to understand
that's what my style's bout
[Chorus x 2]
Ayyo a Pimp's a pimp |
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ChristPunchr
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Posts: 370
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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lame.
[Necro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Tonight we present torture and sodomy
Hosted by Necrophiliac and Ill Cannibill
Relax n smoke your crills
I'll make your eyeballs go back in your skull and come out your ass
I'm walkin' on hot coal and glass
I shit on the church's mass
Sacraligous I'll sever your body something prestigious
Precise cuts, I'm fascinated with women's guts
I'm hittin skins and I'm jerkin' off on your intestines
I'll fuck you in your ass bitch
Now you're colen is swollen
When I go bowlin'
To achieve a strike
I use the headpiece of a dyke
I swing her brains down the lane
I'm a sadomasochist
One finger, two fingers, three fingers
Four fingers, FUCK IT THE WHOLE FIST
Up your ****
Now you're ready for Ed Powers
And Rocko Sefreddi to suck my cock hoe
[Ill Bill]
I be gettin' backrubs in backrooms of S&M clubs
I'm on drugs
During sex I use anal beads and butt plugs
I'm holdin' bitches dooty holes hostage
Their sisters sphincter keeps me warm during the winter 'cause my cocks big
It gets stuck
Bitches be getting fucked up the ****
Open ya oven
So I can cook the dooty casserole
That's how I'm living, givin' bitches the shits
I fuck 'em between they tits, then I bust a nut on they lips
I vaccinate sockets with lip plugs like if I was to flip once
I snag body bags with dirty hags and cuts
Shooting chemicals directly into my jugular
Look around, shit's getting uglier and uglier
Spinnin' within my hyperbaric chamber
Nothin' short of a bloody rusty razor
fingerprint that could stop my behavior
Generally and federally
Etcetera, etcetera
Shooting storm troopers lie deadera
I emphasize like Emphysema
Every word I speak creeps into your blood stream like Leukemia
I instigate mutilation
Under federal investigation
Escaping police stations
[Necro]
Yah I got dead bodys covered with hay in my barn
Loud motherfuckers get their lips sewed and yawn
Out the ten story window, headfirst I chuck you
Attach a switchblade to my dick and then I fuck you (Fuck you!)
In and out, as I cut the uterus
You'll soon be, familiar with torture if you're new to this
Leave you glued to a piss-stained wall
Take my brain out of my skull
And watch my fuckin' brain crawl
'Cause IT'S ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKIN' ALIVE
Bend over and get sodomized with the .45
Bumpin'into the beehive and get stung
I got the noose of death, so nigga come and get hung
Willingly, your rectum gets bruised
I come from the world where niggas get fuckin' abused
The realm of violent crime
Where bitches get fucked in the pussy and ass at the same time
[Chorus]
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
[Ill Bill]
I'm comin' out from inside the walls like asbestos
A ghost disappearing and reappearing when least most, expected
I gank kids on their own
'Cause I'm inproper
I'm a monster, responsible for missing camp counselors
I'm analyzing bio-rhythms
Sleeping my victims with incisions
My sensory sees catastrophic visions
Over the image of Jehovah I burn sober
In retrospect I infect your innards just like an ulcer
Then twist facial features like Rocky Dennis
When I menace it's horrendous
My bloody appetite's tremendous
Enormous
Watch the metamorphosis
Diggin bitches in orifices
Remorse is not my thoughts when I catch a corpse
The torture tactics I practice tear up your mattress
Kidnap an actress
That activate vibrateing plastics
[Necro]
When they made me
I was so, evil they broke the mold
Necro is cold, my fucking birth should of been controlled
If you're bold you'll get strangled with your gold
Going once !! going twice !! another fucking white slave sold
From wacking off I have compulsive dependancy
From the tendency, for ruining bitches pregnancy
Niggas can't understand my morbid biology
I bring, new, meaning to the studies of Gynacology
When I shove, razors up your cunt you'll see
All bitches that diss me wind up with fucking V.D.
When I was in my mom's cunt, my father slaughtered me
I came back from the dead, after my mom aborted me
Bloody, fetus, baby of Satan, Devil's child
Leavin' bodies on all types of motherfuckin' level piles
So girl take fuckin' caution,
'Cause if you're walkin home alone tonight
You might wind up a bitch on auction
And if you can't take you and you're concious hun,
I'll be like Ralphus, and shoot a slug untill you throw my load up
[Ill Bill]
I'm stirring in the pain in the center of your brain
Carve a path with a butcher knife
Walk down the lane
Take a stroll through the hole in your head
Stab untill your dead
I'd like to paint the world blood red
Flippin' like OJ Simpson, the Joel Rifkin
Covered in crimson
Everywhere you look another dead shook
On the meat hook hangin'
Then I'm up in your place to spread your wife's legs for the bangin'
I love to fuck retarded chicks with wiffle ball bats
Then watch there fuckin' head go splat when I pull out the gat
I'm also into sodomizing secretaries
I'm very scary
My ice pick rips through virgin cherries
And all you goons that think you got half of what me and my brother got
You get chop chop chopped like Bobbit's cock
[Chorus]
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and DIE!!!!!
Necrophiliac nineteen ninety gore
Ill Cannibill nineteen ninety gore
Eat my shit
Eat my shit
Eat my shit
You suckin dick for crack
You suckin dick for crack
Necro owns you ass. |
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