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Create a Card: Round Zeroooooooooo



 
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Tao



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 864

PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 5:33 pm    Post subject: Create a Card: Round Zeroooooooooo Reply with quote

Since I obvs won, lets let the good times roll.

Make a card, any card, with a poop joke. These can extend to any sort of bathroom humor, but no Jew jokes, no priest jokes and definitely no doing the cooking dance. Can't stand that shit.

Winner will be decided by m-l forum go-ers. You get one vote a piece. Judging stops when I say it does.

OHSNAPSURPRISES

gogogogogogogogogo
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WhoamI



Joined: 24 Mar 2011
Posts: 43

PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Urinal Deuce UB1

Creature- Stink Ogre

When Urinal Deuce enters the battlefield return an island to your hand or sacrifice it.

Islands you control and swamps in addition to their basic land type.

2/2

Its all fun and games until someone drops a urinal deuce!
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blitzer2k7



Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 412

PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pee-Pee Dance R

Instant - Common

As an additional cost to play Pee-Pee Dance, hold your crotch and hop around like you are holding it in.

Target creature gets +2/+0 and haste until end of turn.
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squeekysheep



Joined: 28 Feb 2009
Posts: 20

PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:25 pm    Post subject: Upper deck Reply with quote

Upper deck

UU1
artifact- toilet

non fish creatures without flying can not attack unless players play 2 mana.

2 sacrifice Upper deck: all fish get -2/-2 untill end of turn
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kronicwaste



Joined: 23 Mar 2011
Posts: 6

PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morning Constitutional 1WB
Instant (M)

Play Morning Constitutional only during your upkeep.

You mull over your dreams and thoughts while you destroy an innocent toilet.

You Win.

"I dreamed once of a CaC contenst concerning poop jokes, and didn't make it to the toilet in time. Now I wear boots."
-saying from the Kronpooponyourmom.
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Gademis



Joined: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 110

PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you have to go... G


Sorcery U

Tap target creature and put 3 extrement counters on it. (Creatures with extrement counters gain: this creature does not untap as long as it has extrement counters on it. At the beginning of this creature's controler upkeep remove one extrement counter from it)

"Damn it. I thought this was the last one. I should have never eaten those mushrooms."
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Jeyo



Joined: 03 Dec 2005
Posts: 71

PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sewer Serpents -- B

Creature - Horror

Infect, Haste

When Sewer Serpents attack, put a land token named Scud River into play under defending players control. It has, "T: Add U/B Mana to your mana pool."

When Sewer Serpents deal combat damage to a player, tap all lands named Skud River defending player controls, then exile Sewer Serpents and all lands named Scud River.

2/2


Last edited by Jeyo on Mon May 02, 2011 6:10 pm; edited 1 time in total
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caesarthehun



Joined: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 186

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

America
Land-of the free
This card cannot be tapped for ten effing years.

T: Poop on Bin Laden



Game over jonproject. Game over.
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Tao



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 864

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

caesarthehun wrote:

Game over jonproject. Game over.


jonproject wrote:

Winner will be decided by m-l forum go-ers. You get one vote a piece. Judging stops when I say it does.


democracy brah[/list]
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Jacois



Joined: 05 Sep 2004
Posts: 1201

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit Storm 2UB
Sorcery *Rare*
Tap all creatures target player controls and put a -1/-1 counter on each. Those creatures donít untap during that playerís next untap step.
"Nicol Bolas deficates directly into the aether, never knowing and never caring of the repercussions."
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Mitchmachine



Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 82

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shrek 2GG

(M)

Creature - Summon Ogre

Whenever Shrek blocks or becomes blocked by a creature put a shit counter on that creature.

Creatures with a shit a counter on it will be flushed into the nearest toilet at the end of turn.

1G: Regenerate Shrek.

3/3

''You thought living in a swamp was nasty?''
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