Shuffling

jonproject · Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Posts: 251

Playing online poker does not automatically make you an expert on cheating in magic, much less an expert on any other subject.

SJM · Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 144

Too many drop out, slacker, lazy, pot head wanna-be "pro-poker players" in the MTG community.

Get a job. Tired of you kids working minimum wage while sitting around sharing a house with 5 other losers dreaming of winning millions like that cheater Dave Williams.

You shoulda stayed in college and you wouldn't have to "earn" your living by playing poker on the internets, taking money from old men on pensions that made more money, and contributed more to society than you ever will.

dwarfas · Joined: 26 Jul 2009 Posts: 55

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are you asking me for a heads up? Or are you asking me to enter the same World Poker Series event as you? or the same 45 player $360 event?

Poker is a hobby. It's not for money. It's for fun. Going to Vegas and playing in the WPT is fun. You get to meet celebrities maybe even get an autograph.

Is there something wrong with that? I prefer that to magic cards. Magic cards is more or less for young adults.

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you guys have me mistaken. I don't advocate cheating or murder outrightly. I am just saying it's better to return the favor then to be victimized.

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see that's what you don't understand. If I got paired up with mike long in his cheating days... I can't say for certain I'd catch him. He's pretty slick he cheated in front of a lot of people watching and no one saw it.

I suspect someone when they put their hands where I can't see them, where long sleeves, put their cards in odd places, or in a pile close to the edge of their side of the table.

There's different ways people like to go about cheating. Shuffling their decks certain ways.

I always shuffle my opponents deck out of habit, because I don't trust people I don't know. Especially haoles; they play off human nature. Indians should've murdered them all. Hawaiians should've murdered them when they showed up to Hawaii. Hindsight is always 20/20, but you can learn from that. Don't trust haoles is pretty simple really.

The secretary of treasury Henry Paulson in 2008 went on TV said hey I am going to steal billions from tax payers and convinced congress to okay it. The former CEO of Goldman Sachs had a real conflict of interest I'd say. The white man cheats all the time. Right in front of your eyes.

You know there's alot of people out there I hope I never meet for their sakes.

But you know what? go ahead and just blame gangsta rap for all your problems. Just keep on doing that. Been doing it for 20 years now it must still be the problem.

While people dieing in Katrina the politicians shake hands and congratulate each other. Business as usual. Death and taxes.

Bank cheats people out of houses puts them on the streets. Ain't me. Ain't my problem. Then beggers coming up to me asking for my grip. Shit has been going on for ages, but when it happens to white people everybody want to care now. oh stop sub prime mortgage fraud. They been doing it to projects since the 80s. getting black folks out of their homes. Now I am supposed to set aside my differences and help middle class white folks out. It didn't apply to them till now. The funny thing is they still buy into the propaganda the political hacks feed them.

I am just saying. You don't got a be a victim. Sure there are legitimate reasons for the contract with the hidden balloon payments to be void. Contracts need consent, but not having important information means your consent is tainted. Ah you need a lawyer to prove that, but someone who lost their home probably can't afford a lawyer. Awesome scam ain't it? All you can really do is do what they all do end up on the streets or livin in a van. working paycheck to paycheck till they get enough money together live in a mobile home or apartment and pick up where you left off.

Now I am rambling.

Here's the point. If you are being cheated or swindled it's probably best to do something about it.

You got to stand up for yourself. Don't got to join the damn Army to learn that shit.

jonproject · Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Posts: 251

Hey Dwarfas, it must be fun to live in such a small world.

And for the record, gangsta rap flew into the twin towers back in 2001. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone.

dwarfas · Joined: 26 Jul 2009 Posts: 55

For the record. "Sand niggers" did it as haoles so put it.

jonproject · Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Posts: 251

Right. We whites are the only people to use the phrase "sand nigger".

kaamos · Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 147

Please everyone, keep feeding the troll.

SugarShark · Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 247

all I hear is a rubber mouse that doesn't want to lose his money in poker

dwarfas · Joined: 26 Jul 2009 Posts: 55

He challenged me at poker but didn't say. heads up, omaha or hold em, or sit and go, or an open seat table.

If I accept and it turns out to be 7 card stud heads up... I'll be pissed.

dwarfas · Joined: 26 Jul 2009 Posts: 55

I am surprised people don't notice cheating as much as I do.

Seeding is a form of cheating. If you do it then you're a cheater. Simple as that. So don't complain when someone cheats you.