Sadistic Funeral

illusion · Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 139

This deck needs alot of work, but I think it could work...

It plays like Cruel Ultimatum deck, it try's to control the board until it unleashes its big bomb card (In this case Sadistic Sacrament followed by Mind Funeral for the win).

Average lands in a deck is 23-24, so by the time I cast Sadistic Sacrament with kicker( which cost 7BBB), my oppo will have ~18 lands left or less and I choose to remove 15 lands he will have 3 left.

Then I cast Mind Funeral, he has less then 4 lands so he's decked.

Devastating card against me would be Thought Hemmorrhage.

Quest for ancient secrets is np, I run Maelstrom.

Sadistic Funeral.Dec

// Lands
4 [CFX] Rupture Spire
4 [ALA] Seaside Citadel
4 [CFX] Exotic Orchard
4 [M10] Sunpetal Grove
3 [ZEN] Swamp (3)
1 [ZEN] Island (2)
3 [ZEN] Forest (2)
2 [ZEN] Plains (4)

// Spells
4 [ZEN] Sadistic Sacrament
4 [ARB] Mind Funeral
4 [ALA] Obelisk of Esper
4 [CFX] Path to Exile
4 [ZEN] Day of Judgment
4 [ARB] Trace of Abundance
4 [ZEN] Harrow
3 [ARB] Maelstrom Pulse
4 [M10] Diabolic Tutor

jordman2 · Joined: 26 Oct 2008 Posts: 78

i dont know way to slow for this Meta game kitchen table deck at most but i cant see this getting any farther in Standerd

illusion · Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 139

Updated the list its faster.

Sadistic Funeral

// Lands
4 [CFX] Rupture Spire
4 [CFX] Exotic Orchard
2 [ZEN] Island (2)
2 [ZEN] Mountain (1)
6 [ZEN] Forest (2)
5 [ZEN] Swamp (3)
2 [ZEN] Plains (4)

// Creatures
4 [ZEN] Oracle of Mul Daya
4 [M10] Birds of Paradise
1 [M10] Platinum Angel

// Spells
4 [ZEN] Sadistic Sacrament
4 [ARB] Mind Funeral
4 [M10] Diabolic Tutor
4 [ARB] Maelstrom Pulse
4 [ALA] Obelisk of Jund
2 [ALA] Obelisk of Esper
4 [CFX] Shard Convergence (Awesome with Oracle)

HuDat · Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 103

lotus cobra?.. idk this meta well but a bunch of fetchlands and then fetching for them on the turn you can hit your sadistic seems good.. (could be turn 6 or 7)