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dvdgroover



Joined: 08 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:52 am    Post subject: quotes Reply with quote

I have actually been in trouble for this,

when you call your significant other (in my case my ex-wife) the infernal spawn of infernal spawn of evil.
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den18



Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 387

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

when your playing any other card game that doesnt have mulligans and you say I keep and I will draw or play. (Done this so many times)
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echelon_101



Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 8

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.........when you start talking about last nights PT that you watched live eventhough it was in LA

.........when you accidently start talking about it when you're with your other friends

.........when you have Magic Friends and Normal Friends
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YakuzaXRock_



Joined: 29 Dec 2004
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually... i got a story about this one it might not make sense to you but anyways...

Me and some friends had been to this magic convention and playing insane amounts of magic. Yeah, insane amounts... we got up 4 am to drive there, as soon as we got there a t2 tournament started and finished at 3 am, after that there was a t1, and after that an extended started and after that, draft... yea you get the picture. No sleep, little to no food (except junk stuff), lots of coffein no need to say we were pretty brain dead.

And anyways, when we were on our way back home (i was driving, which was soooo stupid cause we were all so tired we could have crashed right there) then it's snowing a lot, and we're in the deep, dark forests of Europe we start talking and somehow, we all believed (realistically!!!) that Troll Ascetic would, sooner or later come out of the woods and just stop our car.

Yes, for real. Amazing huh... really that braindead. Crazy Rolling Eyes took us about 1 hour to figure out that isnt gonna happen.
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ElvishGod



Joined: 12 May 2005
Posts: 2924

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

echelon_101 wrote:

.........when you accidently start talking about it when you're with your other friends


I know... I don't talk about it, but I often almost do. ALMOST. Either way, I find it sad that I know people would see me as even more of a nerd if I did say it... Now I just have to make sure my girlfriend doesn't find out I'm playing it. True story.

(I'll take MWS and Appr off my comp whenever she comes over)

BTW, I sometimes almost do say Mulligan in poker...

[gross joke]
...when you masturbate to Elvish Ranger.
[/gross joke]

I REALLY hope someone doesn't come out and say "Haha, I do!"
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kendiggy



Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 366
Location: not here

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol @ Yakuza
My roommate's mom used to wake me up every morning for work. On several occasions I would lay there half asleep saying "wait, I need to draw this card, hold on, it's coming, I know it is..." She would reply, "Kenny, your dreaming, wake the fuck up!" I would say "No, this time it's for real, I'm not sleeping, I'm playing magic, I need to draw this card!"
Yeah, I play too much magic.
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Dragon_Lady



Joined: 02 May 2005
Posts: 225

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I once had a weird dream that I was being chased down by a trio of Spiritmongers.
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ElvishGod



Joined: 12 May 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragon_lady's sig has a typo >_>

...you secretly give everyone you know a card assigned to them.
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MrCowFart



Joined: 31 Aug 2004
Posts: 380

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you play too much magic when, you reply to forum topics like "You Know You Play Too Much Magic When............"
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ayame-chan



Joined: 01 Jan 2005
Posts: 64

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

just happened:

ayame is cleaning the room.
wildcard : why are you playing this game?
wildcard: did i just ask why are you playing this game?
ayame: yes you did
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Stucco



Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 548

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MrCowFart wrote:
You know you play too much magic when, you reply to forum topics like "You Know You Play Too Much Magic When............"


I was going to say that also, however, I couldn't figure why I should say it since I'd be replying to said topic.

You know you play too much magic when you and a large group of people you don't even know make a pretend magic set.
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Craze



Joined: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 5378
Location: Indiana, U

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you play too much magic when your magic-league post count is 3199
You know you play too much magic when you force of will homework assignments
You know you play too much magic when you say "gg" in real life.
You know you play too much magic when you have written a "Serum Powder the crappiest card of all" version of "Rudolph the red nose rain deer"

You know you play too much magic when you get fake blowjobs for an mIRC bot.

Yes, i've done all of those(last one was done by the majority of people who have ever entered #bored).

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You know you play too much magic when you and a large group of people you don't even know make a pretend magic set.



Done it...err lol


Posts merged.
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Machinae



Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 4

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... you need glasses and you ask for the glasses of Urza.
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Bejeezus



Joined: 12 Dec 2004
Posts: 1712
Location: Right Here

PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ezarc wrote:
You know you play too much magic when you get fake blowjobs for an mIRC bot.


That has nothing to do with playing Magic, lol, that's just a pitiful fact.

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You know you play too much magic when you and a large group of people you don't even know make a pretend magic set.


What ever happened to that anyway???

I really should start looking at these forums more often now...Ok, on second thought maybe not...
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DoItFaster



Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 1129
Location: California

PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You know you play too much magic when your magic-league post count is 3199


That means you talk too much... a little.

Quote:
You know you play too much magic when you say "gg" in real life.


My friends do that.

Quote:
Well, I once had a weird dream that I was being chased down by a trio of Spiritmongers.


When I played a goblin deck I had a dream that I was leading a gobos army in a siege of a town defended by my friends WW deck... I lost.

I once had a dream I built the best deck ever and won Worlds... but I couldnt remember what cards I put in it when I tried to build it in real life.

Quote:
[gross joke]
...when you masturbate to Elvish Ranger.
[/gross joke]

I REALLY hope someone doesn't come out and say "Haha, I do!"


I have a friend whos short and fat... I swear to God he does that!

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.........when you have Magic Friends and Normal Friends


I do!

Quote:
when you call your significant other (in my case my ex-wife) the infernal spawn of infernal spawn of evil.


A did that to some random kid who flipped me off... he flipped me off again after I said that.
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