Movie Idea!

weezy · Joined: 14 Mar 2009 Posts: 48

I got the idea for a movie from some guy here. Included the actors who would play the parts.

The film begins late at night in "Duckworld," which is a version of planet Earth, but with talking ducks living there in place of human beings. As Howard tries to relax, his armchair begins to vibrate violently, and Howard and the chair are promptly yanked through outer-space, all the way to Cleveland on planet Earth.

Howard is immediately assaulted by a gang of punks, who think he is a child in costume. After ending up in an oil drum, Howard hears a fight involving a woman and two thugs pretending to be her fans. Howard uses his skills of "Quack Fu" to defend her. Intimidated by a talking duck, the thugs scamper. The woman, Beverly, thanks Howard and, feeling sorry for him because he has no warm and dry place to sleep, invites him to her apartment.

The next day, Beverly takes Howard to see Phil Blumburtt (Tim Robbins), who she believes is a scientist that can help Howard get back to Duckworld. It turns out Phil is actually a janitor at a museum and Howard, infuriated with Phil's charades, resolves to cope with life on Earth by himself. His first task is to look for a job. Via an employment agency, he lands a job working in a hot tub sauna, but he leaves soon after due to unfair treatment by his boss.

Feeling run out of self-esteem, Howard takes a bus ride back to Cleveland. Howard shortly enters the club while Cherry Bomb (Beverly's band) are inside performing, and overhears Beverly's manager mocking the band. Howard joins the conversation by confronting the manager and saying he does not like the way he is "talking about Beverly". A fight ensues and Howard is somehow victorious.

Howard rejoins Beverly and accompanies her back to her apartment. The two begin to flirt and almost engage in sexual intercourse, but are interrupted when Blumburtt arrives. Phil comes along with two of his colleagues in attendance, Dr. Walter Jenning (Jeffrey Jones), and Larry (David Paymer) who explain to Howard that they were doing a routine procedure at the lab, only for the experiment to go out of control, causing the laser to hit Howard's planet instead. After the resulting explosion, a single feather fell and was later shown to be an exact match with Howard's own. This proves that their laser was responsible for transporting Howard.

Howard suggests he can be sent back to Duckworld if the laser can be put into reverse. He is taken to the Dynatechnics lab alongside Beverly, only to find out on arrival that the laser is seriously damaged due to another explosion. The explosion brings down a "Dark Overlord" who is not seen by the audience at the time, and takes over Jenning's body. Meanwhile, the police get somehow involved and start a manhunt for Howard.

While on the run, Howard and Beverly bump into Dr. Jenning again, but he is in the process of being taken over by the Dark Overlord. With Howard and Beverly both unaware of this, they escape in Jenning's car onto the freeway with him driving dangerously due to his worsening possession. They stop outside a diner just before he is fully taken over. Inside the Diner, the Overlord explains his attempts to call forth his fellow aliens from the Nexus of Sominus so that they may take over the world. Apparently, overlords can only exist on Earth inside another human's body as their appearance would be seen as "hideous and revolting". Shortly after, a fight between Howard and a group of truckers engages, only for the fight to end with the Dark Overlord kidnapping Beverly and driving off in an articulated truck. Howard finds Phil inside a police car wearing handcuffs. After being freed (but not uncuffed), Phil leads Howard to an escape route, and they discover a light aircraft operated by pedals and a small petrol powered engine. The vehicle is inoperable, so Phil, still handcuffed, gets Howard to help him with a nearby tool kit to repair it. The next day dawns with the police discovering them just as they are about to make their escape. Initially unsuccessful, Howard succeeds in taking off. This sees Howard get revenge on a group of duck hunters, by flying low enough so they fall into the water. The pursuing police cars are eventually outrun, but the plane becomes unable to fly after having its wings demolished during an incident with a freight train. Fortunately, they land in a lake.

Meanwhile, the Dark Overlord realizes he is running out of power; he then uses the truck's cigarette lighter as a temporary source of energy to keep his strength up. To fully recharge, he attends a power station tour while Beverly stays tied up in the back of the truck. With Beverly still tied up, he returns to the Dynatechnics lab and straps her to a metal bed held underneath the laser so that she will also become possessed by an Overlord.

Howard and Phil return to the lab, where Phil reveals that there is a "neutron disintegrator" that can in theory destroy the Overlord, but has not yet been tested. Howard discovers an electric buggy and mounts the neutron disintegrator onto it, and activates the laser while aiming at Jenning. At first, Howard thinks he's destroyed the Overlord alongside Jenning. But Jenning comes back to life to explain that all Howard has done is free the Overlord from his body.

The Overlord, now exposing himself in his scorpion-like form, fights with Howard and the humans until Howard gives him another blast with the neutron disintegrator.

All the while, the laser is still in the process of bringing down the other Overlords, with Howard having no choice but to destroy the laser to prevent Earth from being invaded. This results in Howard's loss of a ride home, a decision he comes to accept as it means Earth is safe. Howard becomes Beverly's manager and hires Phil as an employee on her tour.

KevinJonas · Joined: 20 Feb 2009 Posts: 75

ok guys there's this movie i've been thinkin up what do u think

the premise is pretty simple: a karate master dies and leaves behind a time and space crystal which has the power to alter time and space. however, warlord Aminioshi splits the crystal into two parts: time and space crystal 1 and time and space crystal 2. only by finding one of the two piece will anderson save the. along the war there are many challenges david. ears, pigs, as well as a half-human half-bear aid him in his quest. also an old man who wears no shirt plays a big role, but what side is he on? i was thinking of basing the bad guy's form somehwere between andross from the star fox series and venusaur form the pokemans. also i thought shakespeare might make and appearance as a main bad guy

cast members will include me as petron, baguy as the bad guy, and probably some big time actors and actresses to bring the casual movie fan to the theater.

Trotsky1 · Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 1840

I was thinking about making a movie as well it involved, four naked asian women and me. Plus seperatly a fat naked german woman and a donkey, plot kinda does not really matter to my movie though, it'll prob involve me coming to fix a photo copier or something and then evryone forgets about the plot and gets naked, anyone got any idea's how I could work the donkey in?

asamodious · Joined: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 362

Acid_Christ · Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 799

Clerks 2 managed to work one in.

Trotsky1 · Joined: 12 Apr 2005 Posts: 1840

I've had a brain wave on the donkey thing thanks for input, I wish I could tell you but I can think of no way of phrasing it that the mods are going to put up with.

Im gonna get on the phone to that mexican film director (steven speilbergo) right now with any luck we can have this thing out in six months, be sure to see it so you can see how i worked the donkey in, Just tell your girlfriend its a romantic comedy and then act liked you did'nt know.

coolcreep · Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Posts: 588

Ok I had an idea for a movie. A Bad boy cop who plays by his own rules and his partner, an old black cop nearing retirement, come across a gang of martial-arts trained turtles who are living in a secretive Underworld unknown to normal humans, where they fight their mortal enemies...the crocs. The lead croc is about 7 feet tall, and is sending a massive army of his most elite crocs to enslave the turtles, but in order to attack the turtles, he has to pass through a very tight passageway, where 300 elite turtles plan on making a stand, in order to give the rest of the turtles a chance to mobilize. The cop partners realize what is going on, and enlist the help of teenaged wizards at a school of magic to help them. The wizards agree, but only if the cops help them carry a ring to the top of a mountain that was once overridden by ice, but is now bare because of Global Warming. It all ends in dramatic fashion when it turns out that the bad boy cop and his partner are actually teenaged vampires, and are in love with each other. As they are about to kiss, a hospital blows up in the background, the work of a crazed killer who calls himself "the trickster", leaving us wide open for an action-packed sequel.

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caesarthehun · Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 185

I would like to say that I like these movie ideas (maybe not the donkey). Unfortunately, i can't really tell if people are being sarcastic or not when they post on this thread, so i don't really want to compliment anything lol

weezy · Joined: 14 Mar 2009 Posts: 48

Here's my idea for a Mario movie, with actors.

The story concerns Mario and Luigi, two Italian American plumber brothers living in Brooklyn, New York who are being driven out of business by the mafia-like Scapelli Construction Company. Mario is the eldest of the two, being close to the late 40's, and Luigi is about in his early-mid 20's. Luigi falls in love with an orphaned college student, Daisy, who is digging under the Brooklyn Bridge for dinosaur bones. After a date, she takes Luigi to the dig and witnesses Scapelli's men (who, along with Scapelli himself, had previously threatened her to end her research on that specific piece of land for their own interests) sabotage it by leaving the water-pipes open. Luigi tries to stop it but he is only a apprentice to Mario and doesn't know what to do. They rush back to his apartment where they inform Mario about the incident. The three go back to the flooding and the Mario Bros. manage to fix it but are knocked out by two strange characters, Iggy and Spike. The two crooks kidnap Daisy.

Mario and Luigi awake a few minutes later and head deeper into the caves following Daisy's screaming and discover an interdimensional portal through which Mario and Luigi follow Daisy. They find themselves in a strange dystopian parallel world where a human-like race evolved from Dinosaurs rather than the mammalian ancestry of true humans. 65 million years ago a meteorite crashed into the Earth and in doing so ripped the universe into two parallel dimensions. All the living dinosaurs of the time crossed over into this new realm before being sealed there forever. Iggy and Spike turn out to be lackeys (and cousins) of the other world's germophobic and obsessive dictator, King Bowser Koopa, descended from the T-Rex. However, the two have failed to also bring Daisy's rock, a meteorite fragment which Koopa is trying to get in order to merge his world with the real world that separated from Koopa's world during the meteor strike. It turns out that Daisy is the princess of the other dimension but when Koopa overthrew Daisy's father (and turned him into fungus), Daisy's mother took her to New York using the interdimensional portal. The portal was then destroyed, but when Scapelli was blasting at the cave, the portal was reopened. When Koopa hears about the re-opening of the portal, he sends Spike and Iggy to find Daisy and the rock in order to merge the dimensions and make Koopa dictator of both worlds. Spike and Iggy, however, who had grown more intelligent after being subjected to one of Koopa's experiments, decide to turn on Koopa and join forces with Mario and Luigi. Koopa thinks only Daisy can merge the worlds. It turns out Mario and Luigi were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Lucky for Daisy, the plumbers were persistent in finding her.

During the big finale, the worlds merge, during which Scapelli gets his comeuppance when Koopa devolves him into a primate by mistake while aiming for Mario, but Luigi and Daisy take back the rock and the worlds separate. Mario gains his heroic courage and fights Koopa and eventually wins when he and Luigi devolve him, making him a Tyrannosaurus. Koopa than leaps out for one last attack but Mario and Luigi devolve him into slime, killing him. The brothers save the two worlds from a cruel dictator and Daisy's father (Lance Henriksen) turns back to normal and reclaims control over the kingdom stating he "loves those plumbers". The citizens destroy anything involving Koopa. As the brothers return home, Luigi and Daisy admit their love for one another but Daisy is not allowed to return to New York with them until further notice. Mario re-phrases Daisy's words to Luigi but he doesn't care. a saddened Luigi passionately kisses her goodbye and the two Mario Bros. go back to New York, while Daisy, along with Yoshi and Toad, all watch them leave. About three weeks later, Daisy returns for Mario and Luigi's help in fighting more villains. Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi's story is televised, giving them their name "Super Mario Bros."

After the end credits, two Nintendo executives talk about a video game based on their adventures but they are asking Iggy and Spike instead of the Super Mario Bros. and they decide on a title called "The Super Koopa Cousins".