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Stupidest Things you have done when Drunk?


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OldBear



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:10 pm    Post subject: Stupidest Things you have done when Drunk? Reply with quote

Okay thread is pretty simple I love hearing and telling tales of idiotic things Ive done when drunk, though Im not much of a story teller but I will get the ball rolling hopefully we will get some funny ones.

Before I begin my tales I must tell you I am an idiot when drunk, a total moron, I've calmed down now but hell if you have not done stuff like this you ain't lived.

1. I was at this bar forget the name in the arcadian in brum which is basically an enclove of trendy bars anyway some huge black guy was really pissing me off by prancing around shooting a basketball into a bin from like 3ft away which is just so easy its a waste of time, thankfully this was early on in the night. Through the night another mate who we will call 'dick' largely cause he is one was pissing me off about football results. We end up heading down broadstreet which is just a street full of bars, clubs,casinos, and gentlemans clubs in brum. By the time we got out of whatever the hell club we went to I was totally sloshed and someone foolishly gave me a flyer for something or other. Which I proceeded to stumble down broadstreet slapping everyone I come across in the face with them and telling them I am better than them at basketball. Including a massive gang of six skin heads so Im told though I must point out I do not remember any of this, who simply looked at my stunned. Even worse we ran into a different mate who has since lost pateince with my behaviour when drunk and no longer speaks to me, mates from Uni, as we actually stopped for a period of time as they exchanged greetings I started on this guys mate calling him a four eyed freak and had to be forceably seperated by my pal wonder why he fell out with me lol. Moron I know but still funny.

2. This time we had gone down to Kiel uni for 'dicks' birthday and whilst he was getting to do shots of vodka out of girls tits I was getting no loving from the lady folk. So once we got out of the club and were back out my mates flat he shared with some pals. Feeling pretty low I retired to bed finding the nearest one I could find, which of course turned out to be someone else's so a few hours later his mates dragged me out of it about 3, 4 times and then i just got straight back in it they did not seem to learn. Eventually another pal managed to talk me into giving up the bed peacefully.

All the rest of the guys were sharing makeshift beds downstairs their was only one left. So being very drunk I just got in it, now the guy in it kept rubbing up my leg through out the night, I just thought nothing off it thinking he was drunk and he thought I was his girlfriend or something. I woke up in the morning cowering in a fetal position whilst he was streched out and content it was not until the train journey home that 'dick' rather glibly told me the reason no one was sharing a bed with him was because he was gay. Just can not live that one down, and now Ive told you lot:<

3. So this time after a long tiring days manual labour me and my mate have hit the nearby student bar in brum for a pint after work. As always with me one leads to another then another, then another. So once again I am wasted anyway I go to the toilet and for whatever reason I can not remember what if I was taking a dump, the urinal was full, I was embarassed about the size of my penis (joke) I used the throne. I fell asleep in there and did not wake up for another 3 hours by which time it was 10pm and my mate was gone and the pub was empty. Not only that shortly after I left these fashion students end up approaching my mate and talking him into modeling some clothes they had designed and he ended up getting jiggy with one:< oppertunities missed.

I think those are the best though there are many more so share and share a like.
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Hank333



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not wear a condom. enough said.
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Kuberr
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After profoundly reading this topic, I can only conclude you were drunk when you wrote it.
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JKilla



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kuberr wrote:
After profoundly reading this topic, I can only conclude you were drunk when you wrote it.

Holy shit, thats exactly what I was thinking, most of it makes no sense and is mispelled.
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Lenin



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doing your mother obviously.
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jazzbat



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hank333 wins. end of story.
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Craze



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've done alot of stupid things, and probably alot more that I don't remember, but the stupidest thing I did was attempt to take a shower with my clothes on and stumble, hit my head against the counter, and then wake up in the hospital with amnesia.

Took me around 6 months to remember most of who I was.
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Deuce



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupidest thing I've done drunk is driving with bike without a helmet down a steep hill and crashing to traffic sign. Or at least thats what I think happened since I can't remember anything but I've been said my bike was found there and I was laying on the road. Anyway fortunately it was just 50 meters away from hospital and they got to treat my cerebral bleeding fast. Doctors said I need at least 6 months to recover or if I'm not lucky I would not be able to walk ever again. I was walking after the first month though, feebly but walking, and it all came back in less than that 6 months. I got VERY lucky and I know that. This is part of a reason I wanna be a nurse. Smile
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Sprouts



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this happened yesterday
i was hammered and going home with my friend (he doesnt drink) because he was going to sleep there. in the middle of the way 2 cops look at us walking and get out of their car to try and search us for weed and stuff. i dont like that. so i start arguing with them, and i start saying im not going to let them search me, because all Im doing is using my citizens right to walk on the street. ive done this before, but i wasent drunk the other times, and now i was totally hammered. so we start arguing and he starts getting more aggressive so i say that no, he wont search me cuz i have to take my friend home. he proceeds to say "im gonna arrest you". At this point i realized that my friend really didnt feel like arguing with the cop (we had no weed, i was doing it only out of rebelion) so i try to fix the situation, but the cop is angry now. i say, okay ill let you search me, but you wont find anything and youll look like a fool. Im not sure that was smart. I try other ways to stop him from arresting me, but nothing works, i eventually just say "fine arrest me, whatever" and put my hands together as if they were going to be handcuffed (i think he missed that, thank god). For some weird reason,that makes him stop. I let him search me and he finds nothing and thats all really...i go home and sleep cuz i was so drunk...
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jakeywakey



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JKilla wrote:
Kuberr wrote:
After profoundly reading this topic, I can only conclude you were drunk when you wrote it.

Holy shit, thats exactly what I was thinking, most of it makes no sense and is mispelled.


"makes no sense and is mispelled" = english english... as in, the unrevised version we use in america, you know, the good one.

that being said, dumbest thing ive ever done drunk is probly the most common one, but potent nonetheless... call my gf. Sad
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Ashmatan



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow I don't have to say anything at all, you guys said it all in a nutshell: DRINKING IS STUPID AND MAKES YOU DO STUPID THINGS THAT CAN GET YOU KILLED OR IN JAIL OR IN SAID HOSPITAL AND YOU MISS OUT ON GETTING LAID WHEN YOU ARE PASSED OUT. ;p
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jakeywakey



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ashmatan wrote:
Wow I don't have to say anything at all, you guys said it all in a nutshell: DRINKING IS STUPID AND MAKES YOU DO STUPID THINGS THAT CAN GET YOU KILLED OR IN JAIL OR IN SAID HOSPITAL AND YOU MISS OUT ON GETTING LAID WHEN YOU ARE PASSED OUT. ;p


i agree to an extent. drinking is only stupid if the people ur drinking with feel like they have to act stupid and do crazy shit, it doesn't make you act that way, its a psychological thing. personally id rather sit at home and play mws than drink with most of the hillbillies where i live...
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OldBear



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay we got some pretty good ones, yeah drink can only ever be partly to blame for someones behaviour I use to use it as an excuse far too much!

And also I am always drunk! Which has the advantage I can always use alcohol to explain my behaviour and the disadvantage of all these people insuating Im in alcohol but fuck them I love it.
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coolcreep



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sprouts wrote:
this happened yesterday
i was hammered and going home with my friend (he doesnt drink) because he was going to sleep there. in the middle of the way 2 cops look at us walking and get out of their car to try and search us for weed and stuff. i dont like that. so i start arguing with them, and i start saying im not going to let them search me, because all Im doing is using my citizens right to walk on the street. ive done this before, but i wasent drunk the other times, and now i was totally hammered. so we start arguing and he starts getting more aggressive so i say that no, he wont search me cuz i have to take my friend home. he proceeds to say "im gonna arrest you". At this point i realized that my friend really didnt feel like arguing with the cop (we had no weed, i was doing it only out of rebelion) so i try to fix the situation, but the cop is angry now. i say, okay ill let you search me, but you wont find anything and youll look like a fool. Im not sure that was smart. I try other ways to stop him from arresting me, but nothing works, i eventually just say "fine arrest me, whatever" and put my hands together as if they were going to be handcuffed (i think he missed that, thank god). For some weird reason,that makes him stop. I let him search me and he finds nothing and thats all really...i go home and sleep cuz i was so drunk...



The reason he didn't arrest you was because they he would have to explain to a judge why he arrested you, which would cause him to lose his badge. The next time a cop tries to search you without probable cause, just say "can I have your badge number so I can tell my lawyer which cop violated my rights?" and he will back off.
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coolcreep



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Craze wrote:
I've done alot of stupid things, and probably alot more that I don't remember, but the stupidest thing I did was attempt to take a shower with my clothes on and stumble, hit my head against the counter, and then wake up in the hospital with amnesia.

Took me around 6 months to remember most of who I was.


This explains a lot.
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