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If these 6 Samurais were in a fight, who would win?


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OilSlick



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:07 pm    Post subject: If these 6 Samurais were in a fight, who would win? Reply with quote

It is 2pm on a flat grassy field on a sunny day.
And A Samurai on a horse;
A Samurai/Ninja;
A Samurai who was trained under Chuck Norris, but only has 1 leg;
A Samurai/Vampire who would normally be destroyed by the sun, But he is wearing a heavy amount of sunblock;
A Samurai/Ninja/Vampire who also would normally be destroyed by the sun, But he is wearing a heavy amount of sunblock and was also trained under Chuck Norris, But only has 1 leg with a foot that is missing all toes except the Little toe and 1 arm with no hand;
and A Samurai With a Machine Gun.

Are in a battle to the death and only one can be called the victor. All the samurais except the one with the machine gun wield the same Samurai Sword.

Who Would Win?


**Please explain your choice**

EDIT: Click "Samurai Sword" to see what a Samurai Sword looks like
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GoneBananas
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

samurai on a horse obviously is it even a contest? the extra height gained because of it would give him to most advanatage. Hell, the horse could take on chuck norris by himself.
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Bantos86



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris would never lose to a mere horse.

Also, Musashi Miyamoto > all those listed.
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McBallin



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tim tebow
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Y2Sky



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Using the process of elimination:

- Both Samurai trained by Chuck Norris would, in fact, be killed by Chuck Norris. He'd be so pissed that they lost one of their legs after working so hard to train them that he'd just off them out of principle.

- The Samurai/Vampire would also be killed by Chuck Norris for thinking about banging his emo human g/f while he should be fighting a battle.

- Once Chuck Norris is satisfied with the makeup of the battlefield, he allows combat to resume.

At this point, the Samurai with the Machine Gun would see the horse Samurai charging at him and go crazy, spraying bullets everywhere and eventually killing the Samurai and his horse. This makes the Samurai/Ninja get a huge boner, which plugs the machine gun and causes the bullets to spray backward into the gun-wielding Samurai's face. The Samurai/Ninja, calling upon his Ninja training, flips out and decapitates/dismembers the lead-filled Samurai.

Chuck Norris congratulates the Samurai/Ninja on his victory. The Samurai/Ninja tries to bow in reverence to Chuck Norris, but can't due to his huge boner stuck in a machine gun. Chuck Norris views this as an insult, then kills the Samurai/Ninja with a roundhouse kick to the head. Chuck Norris is the victor.
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Necronomicon



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

u forgot the zombie samurai ninja one leg trained by chuck norris combo is the obv choice because it already dead
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Thran_Golem



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think one of the Chuck-Norris trained Samurai would win. But then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mousolini and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jon B. the Genie, Robo Cop and Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan will come out of nowhere lightning fast (after kicking Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass) and kick the trainees ass, so does it really matter?

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, shame on you. Watch this now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
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FrostFire



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

McBallin Posted: 05 Mar 2010 02:51 Post subject:

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tim tebow




this made my day Smile Only in America!!
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Alphakiller



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thran_Golem wrote:
I think one of the Chuck-Norris trained Samurai would win. But then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mousolini and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jon B. the Genie, Robo Cop and Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan will come out of nowhere lightning fast (after kicking Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass) and kick the trainees ass, so does it really matter?

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, shame on you. Watch this now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA


win.
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McBallin



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wasnt kidding;)
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Vodka_7up



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bantos86 wrote:
Chuck Norris would never lose to a mere horse.

Also, Musashi Miyamoto > all those listed.


I second the motion.
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Via



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would bet on the one with the machine gun. As he is the most advanced.

Others are just hyped medieval-oriental crap.
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warwizard87



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y2Sky wrote:
Using the process of elimination:

- Both Samurai trained by Chuck Norris would, in fact, be killed by Chuck Norris. He'd be so pissed that they lost one of their legs after working so hard to train them that he'd just off them out of principle.

- The Samurai/Vampire would also be killed by Chuck Norris for thinking about banging his emo human g/f while he should be fighting a battle.

- Once Chuck Norris is satisfied with the makeup of the battlefield, he allows combat to resume.

At this point, the Samurai with the Machine Gun would see the horse Samurai charging at him and go crazy, spraying bullets everywhere and eventually killing the Samurai and his horse. This makes the Samurai/Ninja get a huge boner, which plugs the machine gun and causes the bullets to spray backward into the gun-wielding Samurai's face. The Samurai/Ninja, calling upon his Ninja training, flips out and decapitates/dismembers the lead-filled Samurai.

Chuck Norris congratulates the Samurai/Ninja on his victory. The Samurai/Ninja tries to bow in reverence to Chuck Norris, but can't due to his huge boner stuck in a machine gun. Chuck Norris views this as an insult, then kills the Samurai/Ninja with a roundhouse kick to the head. Chuck Norris is the victor.



QFT
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spudfuss



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
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ant900



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The black hole that is created because of the paradox of a Samurai/Ninja existing wins.
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