What's the worse creature in magic???

aznjdude2006 · Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Posts: 70

One Word MAGIKARP

GilardiNo · Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 17

You guys are all drunk -.-

Worst Creature Ever :

"Camel"
Info: Color = White Type = Creature - Camel Cost = W Edition = Arabian Nights (AN)

0/1, Banding ; Prevent all damage that would be dealt by Deserts to Camel or to creatures banded with Camel by Deserts. [

It does prevent damage from animated Deserts in combat.

aznjdude2006 · Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Posts: 70

idk i like it its a pretty big wall Very Happy

RichardDWade · Joined: 20 Mar 2006 Posts: 438

How dare you sc4rs... Saying that a wombat throwing up a bowl of cheerios is bad... hmmm...

TheShark · Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 23

Nothing worse comes to mind...

http://ww2.wizards.com/gatherer/CardDetails.aspx?&id=50431

'nuff said!

Vedrfolner · Joined: 04 Apr 2006 Posts: 1119

My "wtf is this" - card of all time is Sivitri Scarzam

It is a vanilla Legendary creature for 5UB muscling out 6/4. Yes it is big, but for seven mana and two colours, and being legendary, it should actually DO something. It is terrible. Craw Wurm anyone?

Icatian Moneychanger and Camel, along with Norin, The Wary is also high up on the list.

However, what's wrong with Rabid Wombat?

It has Vigilance and a nice ability Smile

JonPatton · Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Posts: 157

Are you guys serious? No one knows the worst creature ever?

Wood Elemental 3G

The *s in the lower right hand corner are set to the number of untapped forests you sacrifice when Wood Elemental is brought into play.

You have to pay four and sacrifice an otherwise useful forest (meaning you need 5 mana) for a 1/1.

And to head it off at the pass, Sorrow's Path is the worst card in Magic.

You guyses is so young! We had much worse cards twelve years ago. Wizards would never print something as bad as either of these cards nowadays. Even Mudhole is useful against Loam decks . . .

sc4rs · Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 389

It does nothing until it's enchanted. It doesn't do enough when it is enchanted. And frankly, for 4 mana, I'd almost rather pay one more and have Chimney Imp. It'd have -1/-1 and flying instead of vigilance when I enchant it. Seems better to me, and at least it DOES something without an enchantment on it.

Icatian Moneychanger is clearly the worst, though, in all seriousness. It comes into play as 1W for an 0/2, hits you for 3, and you need to sacrifice it to itself after 3 turns to make up that life loss. It's basically a predecessor to a suspend card, except if it dies in between, you don't get the life back, and you can't even sacrifice it in response to anything. It's Serpent Warrior without the 3/3 body. All of the other creatures are at least mildly useful in combat (for example, though Chimney Imp and Sivitri Scarzam aren't mana cost effecient, they at least have power). Wood Elemental probably has some stupid combo to go along with it, like LftL or something. But the Moneychanger is completely useless as far as I can tell. Worst creature ever.

KeySam · Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 495

Sky Swallower

GP

3UU

8/8 Flying

When Sky Swallower comes into play target opponent gains control of all other permanent you control.

I think its worser then the other cause this card is basicly unplayable(dont come with trix cause its 2 expensive 4 trix).
You cant just give your opponent all your lands... This card does not do nothing like Camel or Norrin this card kills yourself(ok if the opponent doesnt runt any creature killers you maybe win Wink

KeySam · Joined: 14 Oct 2005 Posts: 495

ups double post sry

JonPatton · Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Posts: 157

Hey, at least when it's cast, it stays in play without using any other resources. And against slow decks with too much removal, he'll gain you some life. I mean, elemental costs five and a land to be even remotely useful.

And Life from the Loam . . . well, you're not casting it the turn the elemental came into play, cause all those forests had to be untapped. I think that's what a lot of people are missing. It comes into play TINY, and does something much worse than mana short you.

Spyx · Joined: 31 Oct 2004 Posts: 821

Great Wall is hands down the worst card ever.

gumonshoe · Joined: 15 Sep 2005 Posts: 433

TheShark You win!!!!!!!!!!!

TheRetard · Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 10

I think Zephyr Spirit wins this one. Let's see... 6 mana *every turn* to have a 0/6 wall. I can't even see any way to make a combo with it (unlike Norin the Wary, scornful egotist or rabid wombat). Camel and wood elemental come pretty close, though.

NahHolmes · Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 583

Camel has banding and banding is too broken to exist in T2 anymore, it's not a "worst creature ever" contender. Wood Elemental is 1000x shittier.