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The Jankiest Deck Ever - so tell me why it's not losing



 
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Am I out of my ****ing mind?
Yes
50%
 50%  [ 10 ]
No
10%
 10%  [ 2 ]
I want to have your babies.
40%
 40%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 20

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Quetzilla



Joined: 29 May 2005
Posts: 65

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:10 am    Post subject: The Jankiest Deck Ever - so tell me why it's not losing Reply with quote

The list:

//NAME: Coalition Glare
// Lands
6 Forest
2 Stomping Ground
2 Breeding Pool
2 Overgrown Tomb
2 Temple Garden
1 Blood Crypt
1 Hallowed Fountain
4 Terramorphic Expanse
1 Mountain
1 Plains
1 Island
1 Swamp
// Stuff
4 Search for Tomorrow
4 Farseek
4 Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
1 Fiery Justice
2 Savage Twister
2 Glare of Subdual
4 Supply // Demand
2 Hit // Run
1 Crime // Punishment
1 Transguild Courier
3 Scion of the Ur-Dragon
1 Nicol Bolas
1 Bound // Determined
2 Stormbind
2 Life from the Loam
2 Coalition Victory
// Sideboard
SB: 3 Bound // Determined
SB: 4 Loxodon Hierarch
SB: 3 Selesnya Guildmage
SB: 3 Krosan Grip
SB: 1 Teferi's Moat
SB: 1 Savage Twister

That's right. It's a Coalition Victory/Glare/Stormbind/Life from the Loam/Scion deck. Before you call me scrubtastic, know that I am a relatively highly rated player with a modest amount of deckbuilding renown (Fungus something... what was that again?) and that I am currently undefeated with this deck including against UR Tron and other tier 1/tier 2 decks.

Thoughts? Comments? Blatant disrespect towards me and my family?
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thedarkness



Joined: 13 Jul 2006
Posts: 581

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qzilla: It's obviously not losing because *insert blatant disrespect toward you and your family here*. Thank you.

But it looks like a..very..well..thought out..pile?

O.o I dunno how you're winning. You're out of your ****ing mind.
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thedarkness



Joined: 13 Jul 2006
Posts: 581

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But on a more serious note, it looks like it'd be fun to play, whether or not it won. lol

This from the guy who plays Urbw gifts in extended when he gets bored.. >.>
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Apos



Joined: 24 May 2005
Posts: 757

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quetzilla wrote:
so tell me why it's not losing


the same reason why this
//NAME: t2 arti haha noob pwnage
4 Quicksand
4 Desert
4 Urza's Tower
4 Urza's Power Plant
4 Urza's Mine
4 Urza's Factory
4 Dancing Scimitar
4 Jhoira's Timebug
4 Bottle Gnomes
4 Triskelavus
4 Loxodon Warhammer
4 Stuffy Doll
4 Plague Boiler
3 Jester's Scepter
3 Disrupting Scepter
2 Sarpadian Empires, Vol. VII
SB: 1 Clockwork Hydra
SB: 3 Junktroller
SB: 4 Defense Grid
SB: 4 Dodecapod
SB: 1 Disrupting Scepter
SB: 1 Sarpadian Empires, Vol. VII
SB: 1 Jester's Scepter

is 4-2 right about now Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Void06



Joined: 31 Dec 2004
Posts: 178

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GUYS I AM INFINITE-0 WITH MY SHARD PHOENIX DECK I DONT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED I HAVE 52 MOUNTAIN 5 MOUNTAIN GOAT 4 SHARD PHOENIX I NEVER LOST YET LOL
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CoolinDenial



Joined: 06 Mar 2005
Posts: 207

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Zila its winning because your a mad genious Twisted Evil
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kendiggy



Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 441
Location: not here

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I have played a couple matches with it and it is actually NOT BAD! I have won every game except for one because I forgot to pay Nicol Bolas's upkeep cost and had to sacrifice him because I was distracted by my roommates. But if he had gotten in there, I would most definitely have won.

The only problems I see with the deck is the lack of card drawing and the fact that sometimes, it just runs out of steam. There are many cards in the deck that are not good to draw late-game. I think cutting a forest and maybe a farseek or a search for tommorrows would be awesome. I would add maybe research and development or some other form of card drawing. Maybe whispers or compulsive research. Other than that, the deck seems like a contender for states.
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thedarkness



Joined: 13 Jul 2006
Posts: 581

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Void, your deck sucks ASS.



You forgot Zodiac Goat. o.ob
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floodstorm64



Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 92
Location: Texas

PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I voted no.

I remember playing something like this back in Invasion.
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