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CAC 369 Subtle JUDGED



 
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Thelemys



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 8:41 am    Post subject: CAC 369 Subtle JUDGED Reply with quote

Please for this cac, create a slightly erotic card.
If you're too suggestive, you'll lose points.

2 Rules :

1/ Slightly erotic
2/ Competitive

The challenge is to make something subtle enough to get printed + to see play in competition.

No images, text only.



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radioactivez



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now, i know you said no pics.... which I think is a shame. I understand why, no one wants the site to get in trouble but i broke your rules, here is my card With an image and their is a joke behind the image seeing as its a sexual nature, the image was removed so yeah Wink

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/threesome-1
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triplekriz



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twelve Night Stand
8<><><><>
Enchantment
Rare

When you cast Twelve Night Stand, take control of all creatures your opponents control and own.

Sacrifice a creature: Target creature you control gets your choice of prowess, double strike, trample, haste, intimidate, persist, battle cry, flanking, rampage 1, outlast <>, ingest 1, or reach until end of turn

When Emrakul heard about the one night stand, she couldn't laugh. She just did whoever and whatever she wanted.
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skeven



Joined: 05 Sep 2015
Posts: 8

PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vampire Dominatrix 1(hybrid red/black)
creature - vampire master (uncommon)
Bloodthrirst 2

Whenever an opponent plays a spell Vampire Dominatrix deals damage to target creature or player damage equal to its power

1/2

Flavor text:
Place me in your sense of care, I'd do all for you, anywhere...
You are the master I am the slave, willing to be your depraved
- young worshipping slave
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wolfman2nast



Joined: 02 Jul 2014
Posts: 49

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Backdoor Bandit RW

Creature - Dwarf Soldier (U)


When Backdoor Bandit deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and exile the top card of your library. You may play the exiled card until end of turn.

When Backdoor Bandit blocks or becomes blocked, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from it. If you do, prevent all combat damage dealt to and dealt by Backdoor Bandit this turn.

"Come hardened, for I can take it as fiercely as I can dish it out!"


1/2


To the glancing eye, the flavor works in a clean way with the 1st ability representing him gettin in the back door, gaining experience at being a bad ass bandit, and looting a little bit. Second ability represents someone catchin him in the act nd runnin him off. But upon further inspection the second ability takes on a different meaning after reading the flavor text and the Bandit is a ugly little dwarf man who's willing to live with a sore back door in order to loot another day. The flavor text might be a little much but I couldn't help myself lol I also had another I thought was hilarious but rejected after much debate..with myself..for the bandit, I'll post it unofficially for a quick laugh.

Swallow Whole 1BB

Instant (C)

Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

You gain 2 life.

"Looks like I came just in time! I can't believe someone could have survived that, you couldn't have went without air for another second..."

- Gideon, to an unfortunate Setessan Priestess
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Thelemys



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

go go go
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PJ33



Joined: 09 Jan 2016
Posts: 24

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azorius Triad (UW)
Enchantment - Rare

Creatures you control have prowess.

T: Untap 1 Permanent you control.

Flavor Text:
With just one of these little triangles, you'll feel ready to take on the world.
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Thelemys



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Posts: 910

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if no more in the next days, I'll judge
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Thelemys



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Posts: 910

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will note on 20.
Like 20 centimeters.
radioactivez wrote:
Now, i know you said no pics.... which I think is a shame. I understand why, no one wants the site to get in trouble but i broke your rules, here is my card With an image and their is a joke behind the image seeing as its a sexual nature, the image was removed so yeah Wink

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/threesome-1
I think you can't be printed with this one. If you google threesome... So you'll lose points for this.
The card itself is interesting, IMO you should have give a less erotic name like "Two for one" Wink
Not sure of the wording you used.
14/20
triplekriz wrote:
Twelve Night Stand
8<><><><>
Enchantment
Rare

When you cast Twelve Night Stand, take control of all creatures your opponents control and own.

Sacrifice a creature: Target creature you control gets your choice of prowess, double strike, trample, haste, intimidate, persist, battle cry, flanking, rampage 1, outlast <>, ingest 1, or reach until end of turn

When Emrakul heard about the one night stand, she couldn't laugh. She just did whoever and whatever she wanted.
The use of one night stand in the flavor text... Too much!
The effect is very powerfull indeed.
I don't like the long list of abilities you can give to creatures.
I like the fact you can cast it against Eldrazi.
12/20
skeven wrote:
Vampire Dominatrix 1(hybrid red/black)
creature - vampire master (uncommon)
Bloodthrirst 2

Whenever an opponent plays a spell Vampire Dominatrix deals damage to target creature or player damage equal to its power

1/2

Flavor text:
Place me in your sense of care, I'd do all for you, anywhere...
You are the master I am the slave, willing to be your depraved
- young worshipping slave
Vampire Master? Master doesn't work. May be Lord like the Yeti.
The creature is interesting. I don't like the fact you can play it for black only.
Flavor text is too suggestive. WOTC could never print it.
Call it Ball Breaker may be?
I like the effect.
16/20
wolfman2nast wrote:
Backdoor Bandit RW

Creature - Dwarf Soldier (U)


When Backdoor Bandit deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it and exile the top card of your library. You may play the exiled card until end of turn.

When Backdoor Bandit blocks or becomes blocked, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from it. If you do, prevent all combat damage dealt to and dealt by Backdoor Bandit this turn.

"Come hardened, for I can take it as fiercely as I can dish it out!"


1/2


To the glancing eye, the flavor works in a clean way with the 1st ability representing him gettin in the back door, gaining experience at being a bad ass bandit, and looting a little bit. Second ability represents someone catchin him in the act nd runnin him off. But upon further inspection the second ability takes on a different meaning after reading the flavor text and the Bandit is a ugly little dwarf man who's willing to live with a sore back door in order to loot another day. The flavor text might be a little much but I couldn't help myself lol I also had another I thought was hilarious but rejected after much debate..with myself..for the bandit, I'll post it unofficially for a quick laugh.

Swallow Whole 1BB

Instant (C)

Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

You gain 2 life.

"Looks like I came just in time! I can't believe someone could have survived that, you couldn't have went without air for another second..."

- Gideon, to an unfortunate Setessan Priestess
Your cards have interesting names. Could be printed may be if nobody at WOTC knows Ron. Problem is the flavor text like you said.
And I don't like the dwarf abilities.
Swallow whole could have been interesting with a bigger number, I find -4/-4 not suggestive enough. Think centimeters.
15/20
PJ33 wrote:
Azorius Triad (UW)
Enchantment - Rare

Creatures you control have prowess.

T: Untap 1 Permanent you control.

Flavor Text:
With just one of these little triangles, you'll feel ready to take on the world.
I'm not sure that I get it, is the triangle a pussy getting a permanent untapped (like hard and ready to work)?
That's what I call subtle. Could be printed and would be played.

19/20: you win.

VERY NICE ONE
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PJ33



Joined: 09 Jan 2016
Posts: 24

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think Little blue pill, a Viagra pill is a blue triangle, I guess I was subtler than I thought Very Happy
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Thelemys



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wonderfull
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radioactivez



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A tapping enchantment, seems like it would be an artifact instead. and if i called mine 2 for 1 there would be nothing suggestive.
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Thelemys



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Posts: 910

PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're right, should be an artifact
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