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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jacois wrote:
Why do you keep using slow annoying Legacy decks when you obviously want more people to play Legacy? Why don't you throw some matches to newer players in order to trick them into liking this awful format you love so much?


There's no point in more people playing Legacy if I can't play slow annoying decks! The whole point of Legacy is being able to troll people with whatever you want, isn't that right Mr. Pitchworld?
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struikje



Joined: 11 Mar 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pg8: read a hitchikers guide to the galaxy, its an entertaining book ^^.

42 is the answer to the question.
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Mitchmachine



Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 82

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What came first the chicken or the egg?
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Burton911



Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 172

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why are you no ML judge with this much obvious awesomeness?
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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MitchMachine wrote:
What came first the chicken or the egg?


Eggs can't cum, therefore the chicken came first.

Burton911 wrote:
why are you no ML judge with this much obvious awesomeness?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzCyD5n3ct8
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Burton911



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SteveMan wrote:
Burton911 wrote:
why are you no ML judge with this much obvious awesomeness?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzCyD5n3ct8


I take that as a "To busy for the job" right?
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Bigshow



Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 1374
Location: Igloo town

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much chlorine do I need for a 67000 L Hot tub?
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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burton911 wrote:
I take that as a "To busy for the job" right?

Too AWESOME

Bigshow wrote:
How much chlorine do I need for a 67000 L Hot tub

Chlorine, like condoms, are for sailors. Turn that bitch over and do her raw dog.


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pg8



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kane2 wrote:
pg8 wrote:
Why?


Yours is not to question why, but to accept it.


You are still not Steveman. My question was for Steveman, not you.
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GreenBear



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SteveMan wrote:
GreenBear wrote:
What if I'm an a-sexual though, how do i cure myself of syphilis then?


Make like a tree and use your own mouth.


But then everyone else will not have syphilis and I really want everyone else to have syphilis it would make me feel much better.
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Bigshow



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pg8 wrote:
kane2 wrote:
pg8 wrote:
Why?


Yours is not to question why, but to accept it.


You are still not Steveman. My question was for Steveman, not you.


I AM STEVEMAN!
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GunsAndDope



Joined: 12 Jul 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Steveman,

Are people born gay?

Sincerely,
Bi Curious in New York
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Steveman



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GreenBear wrote:
SteveMan wrote:
GreenBear wrote:
What if I'm an a-sexual though, how do i cure myself of syphilis then?


Make like a tree and use your own mouth.


But then everyone else will not have syphilis and I really want everyone else to have syphilis it would make me feel much better.


Some dude that went to a high school near me jacked off into a bottle of ranch dressing that was in his school's salad bar. That dude got arrested / expelled because he's a dumbass and bragged about it on the internet. He had to take an STD test and if he tested positive, he would've been charged for man slaughter.

Hopefully this gives you some ideas.
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GreenBear



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SteveMan wrote:
GreenBear wrote:
SteveMan wrote:
GreenBear wrote:
What if I'm an a-sexual though, how do i cure myself of syphilis then?


Make like a tree and use your own mouth.


But then everyone else will not have syphilis and I really want everyone else to have syphilis it would make me feel much better.


Some dude that went to a high school near me jacked off into a bottle of ranch dressing that was in his school's salad bar. That dude got arrested / expelled because he's a dumbass and bragged about it on the internet. He had to take an STD test and if he tested positive, he would've been charged for man slaughter.

Hopefully this gives you some ideas.


Thanks I'll be sure to credit you as my inspiration when i succeed.
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Steveman



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SteveMan wrote:
GreenBear wrote:
SteveMan wrote:
GreenBear wrote:
What if I'm an a-sexual though, how do i cure myself of syphilis then?


Make like a tree and use your own mouth.


But then everyone else will not have syphilis and I really want everyone else to have syphilis it would make me feel much better.


Some dude that went to a high school near me jacked off into a bottle of ranch dressing that was in his school's salad bar. That dude got arrested / expelled because he's a dumbass and bragged about it on the internet. He had to take an STD test and if he tested positive, he would've been charged for man slaughter.

Hopefully this gives you some ideas.



GunsAndDope wrote:
Dear Steveman,

Are people born gay?

Sincerely,
Bi Curious in New York


Yes. The people who go through phases and shit aren't real gays, they're either dumb feminists bitches that got mistreated by dudes one too many times or dudes going through massive jail syndrome.

I'm straight. Never in my life did I ask myself "do I want to like boys or girls?"

Boobs are my greatest weakness.
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