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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:07 am    Post subject: The Ask Steveman Thread Reply with quote

I know everything about Magic, life, and everything in between, do not squander this golden opportunity of a lifetime.
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GreenBear



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do I cure myself of syphilis?
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Steveman



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GreenBear wrote:
How do I cure myself of syphilis?


Find a down-ass hoe and put that shit in her mouth, nobody has syphilis when everybody else has syphilis!
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Burton911



Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 172

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did WotC print Geist of Saint Traft?
How does the Higgs-Bosom work exactly?
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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:56 am    Post subject: Re: i got one Reply with quote

his000 wrote:
if i have a air elemental in my hand and four mana up when i go to cast the air elemental they use a mana leak on the air elemental and i respond by useing a pact of negation on thier mana leak will i have enough mana to stay alive next turn how would this stack play out


Just keep a Stifle / Trickbind / Voidslime up your sleeve and you're golden (unless he casts Armageddon the next turn).
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Steveman



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burton911 wrote:
Why did WotC print Geist of Saint Traft?
How does the Higgs-Bosom work exactly?


WotC printed Geist of Saint Traft because they secretly hate T2 players but can never admit it.

As for the Higgs Boson particle, I can explain it to you but it'd be too much for your little mind to handle. I advise you spend your time doing something worth it, like helping down-ass hoes find Jesus.
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GreenBear



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if I'm an a-sexual though, how do i cure myself of syphilis then?
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Steveman



Joined: 13 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GreenBear wrote:
What if I'm an a-sexual though, how do i cure myself of syphilis then?


Make like a tree and use your own mouth.
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struikje



Joined: 11 Mar 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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kane2



Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

struikje wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



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pg8



Joined: 27 Feb 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kane2 wrote:
struikje wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



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I found an impostor! You're not the real Steveman!
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Jacois



Joined: 05 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do you keep using slow annoying Legacy decks when you obviously want more people to play Legacy? Why don't you throw some matches to newer players in order to trick them into liking this awful format you love so much?
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kane2



Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pg8 wrote:
kane2 wrote:
struikje wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



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I found an impostor! You're not the real Steveman!


Never claimed I was Steveman.. I just knew the answer lol
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pg8



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why?
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kane2



Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pg8 wrote:
Why?


Yours is not to question why, but to accept it.
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