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Create a terrible card! round 1.


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GreenBear



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Posts: 898

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:15 pm    Post subject: Create a terrible card! round 1. Reply with quote

This is a bit of a variation on the create a card theme, for all those people who have never won a create a card competition like me. The idea is fairly simple, I specify what I want from the card then you have to make a card that is the total opposite of what I asked for. The person with the lowest score at the end of the competition wins.

So I want you to create, a balanced common 2cc creature that would be of use for green based aggressive decks that would be a high pick in limited, that is flavorful and fun to play with.

GL!
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derflippi
Level 4 Judge


Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 1402
Location: Weiterstad

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Angry Bear - GG
Creature - Bear
Trample
3/2
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jdacheifs0



Joined: 27 Apr 2010
Posts: 15

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RGWUB
Rainbow Unicorn's Sparkling Dust-Mythic Rare
Instant
Instead of paying Rainbow unicorn's Sparkling Dust'smana cost, kiss each opponent.


Draw 3 cards then, Destroy all creatures other than Unicorns and Phelddagrifs, they cant be regenerated, search for 3 lands and put them into play and target opponent's life total becomes 10.
This is pretty gay...~Your opponent, turn one.
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Rules Text: A kiss is defined as your lips touching your opponents lips for atleast 2 seconds. Tongue is a mandatory.

You may not use Rainbow Unicorns alternate cost if you are playing against a female and you are not gay.
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Better. reading is tech. I would argue since most magic players aren't gay (or are they?) and no women play magic (cause that would be gay itself) and PT's are sausage fests, no one will have the twig n' berries to pick this card in limited.


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MTGmanLA



Joined: 31 Dec 1969
Posts: 159

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try Again
UU3
Instant

Counter Target Spell. That Spell is exiled from the game. The next spell played by the owner of the countered spell can be played without paying it's mana cost.

'Lets see what else you got'


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VacancyMan



Joined: 01 May 2005
Posts: 309

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:54 am    Post subject: Super Helix Reply with quote

Super Helix
4WURB
Sorcery
Destroy target permanent.
Exile target permanent.
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gain control of target permanent.
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Strid3r



Joined: 18 Jan 2010
Posts: 295

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why has my post been deleted ??? Sad
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Acid_Christ



Joined: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 799

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Vacancy Man wins... thats like the total opposite lol. I think he is the only one who actually read the post. But seriously, I think his card would have been awesome in Alara block.
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sc4rs



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 859

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a post get deleted too, presumably because a mod didn't quite read the OP correctly either! Razz
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GreenBear



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Posts: 898

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah just to confirm vacanyman has got the idea, feel free to change your posts or post again.
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Strid3r



Joined: 18 Jan 2010
Posts: 295

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cruel Relic - (no mana cost)
Artifact [Mythic]

As you search your library for Cruel Relic, you may reveal it.
If you do, target opponent loses the game.
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Kewpee



Joined: 31 May 2011
Posts: 56

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phelddagrif Palace

Land Mythic

If this card Isn't in your opening hand search your library for all copies of the card and put them into play, to counter this effect forfeit the game.

If you are to search your library your opponent searches it instead and puts all copies of this card into play under your control and removes all copies of any planeswalker he or she chooses.

Tap: Add 3 of any one color to your opponents mana pool, use this only during your opponents turn. Your opponent gains 5 life and draws three cards. Your opponent takes an extra turn after this one. If your opponent is incapable of drawing exactly three cards you lose the game.

why? why are you being so so kind?[/b]
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Terri



Joined: 23 Jan 2010
Posts: 107

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jace, the cursed 3UU

+1: each opponent draws a card

-1: return target creature you control to its owners hand

-13: target player draws 30 cards

Loyality:6

What happened to me ?
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GreenBear



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Posts: 898

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay I will set a deadline of 8pm GMT Sunday for submissions, marking should be up a few hours after that.
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Sprouts



Joined: 15 Feb 2006
Posts: 101

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old dick

Very common

cost - 0

Ancient Artifact

If Old dick sees a hot woman, it still doesnt do shit



Only prob I see with this card is that it would be a high pick in limited
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Kookie_Mnstr



Joined: 09 Feb 2010
Posts: 85

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ummmm why has my card been deleted???
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