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caesarthehun



Joined: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 186

PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:52 pm    Post subject: My girlfriend Reply with quote

My girlfriend left me.
For playing magic ten hours a day but not her.
I watched her new boyfriend beat the shit out of my kindest friend with a perfectly tuned type 1.5 affinity build.
But my kithkin build is still well above his.
Goldmeadow harrier WTF?
Karma.

Happy spring break college students Very HappyVery Happy
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magicman85



Joined: 22 Aug 2009
Posts: 555

PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pics?
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mossivo1986



Joined: 08 Sep 2006
Posts: 60

PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or it didn't happen.
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tchiseen



Joined: 08 Mar 2010
Posts: 51

PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone who plays with kithkins deserves to be fapping
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Tao



Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 864

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this embarrassing thread is exactly why i don't tell people that i play magic
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maps



Joined: 04 Apr 2010
Posts: 42

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jonproject wrote:
this embarrassing thread is exactly why i don't tell people that i play magic
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caesarthehun



Joined: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 186

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No pics, because there is no basis in reality. Its a poem in which creative license was used. Glad to see all the haters who still care though <3.
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tchiseen



Joined: 08 Mar 2010
Posts: 51

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

caesarthehun wrote:
No pics, because there is no basis in reality. Its a poem in which creative license was used. Glad to see all the haters who still care though <3.


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GreenBear



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Posts: 901

PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now with that stupid bitch out the way you can focus on becoming a magic pro and realize your full potential.

Also if you have a job or career of any sort, you need to get rid of this as it also it getting in the way of your success as a 'pro gamer' (ugly form of bum, with no interests in common with girls).

Once you have no girl and no job or any other sort of commitment ie kids (if you have these it is best to smoother them with a pillow), other interests sports, music, films all must be sacrificed in pursuit of magical perfection. Note being a student is also acceptable, as this pacifies your mum and dad who's basement you are living in whilst, you build up your magical resume until its so impressive if surpasses kai buddes and jon finkels records combined.

At this point when u have no job, no girl, live in your mum and dads basement and are the greatest magic player in the world you can look back at yourself and say WINNER! Announce your retirement from magic to take up call of duty professionally, which has the added bonus it is less financially rewarding.
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