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cram320
Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 27
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:55 pm Post subject: If goyf was a planeswalker... |
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| what would his abilities be? |
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crazyazn
Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 6
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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20 loyalty
+1 you win the game
+1 opponent loses the game
+1 you win teh internets |
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Eirtiei
Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 27
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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20 loyalty
+1 you win the game if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play
+1 opponent loses the game if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play
+1 you win teh internets if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play |
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prometheus
Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 41
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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1g
4 loyalty
+1: target creature's power becomes twice its casting cost, and its toughness becomes twice its casting cost +1
-2: sell target tournament staple for $50
-7: print new fetchlands so target format that you thought was rotating really doesn't change at all |
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crazyazn
Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 6
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Art_Again wrote: | 20 loyalty
+1 you win the game if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play
+1 opponent loses the game if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play
+1 you win teh internets if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play |
if chuck norris was in play, you wouldn't be able to play this card...  |
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theboomshite
Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 117
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| crazyazn wrote: | | Art_Again wrote: | 20 loyalty
+1 you win the game if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play
+1 opponent loses the game if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play
+1 you win teh internets if there's not a card named "Chuck Norris" in play |
if chuck norris was in play, you wouldn't be able to play this card...  |
ya wtf chuck norris super wins by itself!!!!!! |
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Conkisstador
Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 378
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:29 am Post subject: |
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honestly... the real question is:
What would
Chuck Norris, The Goyf
be?
Planeswalker - Goyf
[+1] Destroy target permanent (roundhouse kick)
[-2] Put a */*+1 Tarmogoyf creature token into play where * is the number of card types in all graveyards.
[-X] Win X target games. If X is 7 or more, win all games.
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Eirtiei
Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 27
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:10 am Post subject: |
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| Conkisstador wrote: | honestly... the real question is:
What would
Chuck Norris, The Goyf
be?
Planeswalker - Goyf
[+1] Destroy target permanent (roundhouse kick)
[-2] Put a */*+1 Tarmogoyf creature token into play where * is the number of card types in all graveyards.
[-X] Win X target games. If X is 7 or more, win all games.
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A card like that cannot exists, it'd explode |
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apocchime
Joined: 28 Oct 2008 Posts: 13
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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| chuck norris is not cool, nor are chuck norris jokes funny |
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theboomshite
Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Posts: 117
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| apocchime wrote: | | chuck norris is not cool, nor are chuck norris jokes funny |
who ever said chuck norris is cool... |
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Knighted
Joined: 22 Jul 2009 Posts: 46
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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| theboomshite wrote: | | apocchime wrote: | | chuck norris is not cool, nor are chuck norris jokes funny |
who ever said chuck norris is cool... |
who ever said chuck norris wasn't cool... |
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DoomBring3r
Joined: 30 Apr 2009 Posts: 436
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris:
Making people fail at forums since... ever. |
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