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ZW
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
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 Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject: A Riddle!!!!!!!! |
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A man walks off a boat and goes directly to a restaurant. He asks for cod. The waiter gives him cod. The man takes a bite, and then shoots himself.
Why does he shoot himself? |
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Craze
Joined: 30 Jan 2005
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Location: Indiana, U
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| he doesn't, he drowned. The rest was all in his head. |
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JKilla
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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| How the fuck do you walk directly off a boat into a restaurant? |
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Tird_Ape
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Because he realized halo3 is better |
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center
Joined: 06 May 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Tird_Ape wrote: | | Because he realized halo3 is better |
right like that ever happens |
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Ggerg
Joined: 04 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| /me knows |
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tcook589
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Does the man have any allergies? |
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ZW
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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No allergies.
| Quote: | | How the fuck do you walk directly off a boat into a restaurant? |
Uh...he goes off a boat, and walks directly to a restaurant. |
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ik
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| center wrote: | | Tird_Ape wrote: | | Because he realized halo3 is better |
right like that ever happens |
Lol i get it !  |
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RushwoodEle
Joined: 27 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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because the waiter called the cops after he took an order from a guy with a friggin GUN, and the cops were closing in and about to cap his ass.
Alternatively, it was TugaChampion and he just lost an extended match to someone playing a type 2 deck. |
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Jacois
Joined: 05 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| RushwoodEle wrote: |
Alternatively, it was TugaChampion and he just lost an extended match to someone playing a type 2 deck. |
LOL
Yeah, maybe the boat was that Magic Cruise ship. |
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Sihk
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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| The man asks for cod but is given human flesh. The man is horrified at eating human flesh and then kills himself. |
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ZW
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | The man asks for cod but is given human flesh. The man is horrified at eating human flesh and then kills himself. |
Very close. Think about what happened on the boat though. |
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orphan
Joined: 18 Aug 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| he was stranded on an island and was given the flesh of his dead friends and family aboard the ship, but he was told it was cod. he never had cod prior to being stranded and wanted to see what it tasted like to see if his suspicions were correct. they were. he couldnt live with himself.... maybe. |
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ik
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| I GIVE UP TELL ME TEH ANSWAR |
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