You Know You Play Too Much Magic When............

Dragon_Lady · Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 225

....you get cut off at an intersection and you yell, "Hey, I had priority!" (From a quit msg in the chat)

....you threaten to Fireball anyone who pisses you off just a bit too much.

....you have a shrine to Juzam Djinn in your basement.

....you refer to your middle finger as your "mana bird." AND you tap it.

....every time you hear "Master of Puppets", you relive fond memories of your old MUC deck.

....you refer to foreplay as your "first main phase".

With that, I leave it up to your imagination, guys. Smile

Andromedea · Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 378

...you refer to blue balls as "mana burn"

Acid_Christ · Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 426

haha

Acid_Christ · Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 426

TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A MTG PLAYER
1. Women are amazed that we use the word "priority" so often.
2. We are tabula rasa: We have no preconceptions of kissing, having sex or doing things with girls, so you can train us the way you like.
3. You don't have to put up with our friends, we don't have any!
4. A magic player is usually good with their "hands"....
5. He'll always ask 'okay?' after he says something, to make sure you don't want to counter.
6. They always announce when you're going to the next phase of the relationship.
7. (Insert a random joke about how they want to 'tap it')
8. Some are known to be good with the weenie rush.
9. Others like complete control.
10. When he says that he 'pumped' someone like Serra or Jeska, you know he's not cheating on you.

Metzel · Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Posts: 264 Location: Bob Marley

...when your chat nick is or Brottor or Starract.

Stevo_24 · Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 8

Bejeezus · Joined: 12 Dec 2004 Posts: 1712 Location: Right Here

What about when you nick is ¼ofstarract??? lol

authenticsim · Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 13

When you're playing Poker and you ask for a mulligan (almost did this once)

DoItFaster · Joined: 19 Mar 2005 Posts: 1129 Location: California

ant900 · Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 2473 Location: somewhere

...when you say normal every day actions in magic lingo (ex. i pay 2 and tap to get out of bed, then i will spend 5 red mana to walk to the bathroom, after that i will use 3 mana on my penis to add 4 pee counters on my toilet. then i spend 5 red mana to go back to bed. and then i end my turn when i get into bed...)

Dragon_Lady · Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 225

Stucco · Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 534

You know you play too much magic when you name your dog Jackal Pup cause he was inexpensive but pees on the carpet.

Strovil · Joined: 11 Mar 2005 Posts: 567

Machinae · Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 4

...you say you force spike someone when they are trying to do something.

... you tap four mana and return yourself to your hand.

... you think "avatar of me" is your twin brother/sister

kendiggy · Joined: 30 Nov 2004 Posts: 366 Location: not here

You know you play too much magic when you have merfolk of the pearl trident floating in your fish tank.
And you feed them.
Then when you clean the fish tank every month you wonder why there's all this old fish food at the bottom.
Then you get worried and take your little "fishies" to the vet.
When the vet looks at you like your crazy, you yell out "Judge!"