by nacht on 2007-08-31 05:12 MDT

Tarmorack without Rack... better BG Beatz or sth like that

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by Tidus- on 2007-08-31 05:34 MDT

It says Tarmorock not rack

2nd place deck is pickles not MUC

nice top 3

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by MistyFatDog on 2007-08-31 06:05 MDT

i think its called The Rock...

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by maddin711 on 2007-08-31 06:20 MDT

@nacht: one single letter does sometimes matter :)

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by Jacois on 2007-08-31 08:58 MDT

I think it should be called Golgoyfi

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by Cosmo on 2007-08-31 09:02 MDT

its an aggro rock deck. period.

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by Spyx on 2007-08-31 09:46 MDT

wasn't that deck called vippies?

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by sc4rs on 2007-08-31 09:51 MDT

@ Spyx - Yes, but now when any deck has Tarmogoyf in it, the name of the deck apparantly MUST have "Goyf" somewhere in it. Kinda like Dr. Teeth back in the day.

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by DOminarian on 2007-08-31 10:08 MDT

Bg Rock
to my mind but a1ue plays good and he deserves it

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by WasD on 2007-08-31 10:23 MDT

lol it's almost the same deck as it was last year >_<

BG AGGRO ROCK haha

p.s. and yes it was called Vippies )

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by DH on 2007-08-31 12:11 MDT

Aight. Go Storm! Though, my list was not that perfect. But still, raw powered to top4. Good job, Circa-

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by Shagrath on 2007-08-31 12:25 MDT

blasphemy, don´t call that deck rock.....damn....
only one deck should be called rock....
Why ppl call to any b/g deck "rock"? i don´t get it.

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by Circa on 2007-08-31 12:35 MDT

Yeah. I didn't even get to play the Top 4. In the Top 8, after I beat Collusion 2-0, he claimed he won 2-0, and lied. I didn't have logs to prove I won, and I guess it looked fishy for me seeing my previous record here, and was banned and DQ'd. Then he went back bragging about lying and getting me banned. So I might have done better.

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by ChristPunchr on 2007-08-31 12:54 MDT

So not a rock deck. It's a bg aggro deck. There's no silver bullets, barely any disruption and that's about it. BG AGGRO

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by Collussion on 2007-08-31 16:25 MDT

PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT

HERE'S HOW I CHEATED LAST NIGHT. I WAS IN ROUND 4 OF THE TRIAL VS CIRCA AND HE DESTROYED ME 2-0. I GO TO REPORT ON THE PAGE AND NOTICE HE ALREADY HAS PUT 2-0 HIM. I GO FOR THE ALL-IN GAMBLE (KNOWING I WILL GET BANNED IF IM WRONG) I GO INTO #JUDGES4YOU AND TELL THEM THAT CIRCA MISREPORTED THE MATCH 2-0 HIM, AND THAT I ACTUALLY WON 2-0. THEY ASK ME FOR THE LOG AND I TELL THEM THAT I HAVE ALREADY X'ED OUT THE MWSPLAY SCREEN. THEY GET CIRCA IN #JUDGES4YOU AND ASK HIM IF HE HAS LOGS, AND IT TURNED OUT HE X'ED OUT THE MWSPLAY SCREEN TOO! (THE BLUFF WORKED)

STR8 WAS THE JUDGE AND HE ASKS US IF WE HAVE AUTO-SAVE ON FOR LOGS, OF COURSE I SAID I DIDN'T (I DO) AND CIRCA SAYS HE DIDN'T EITHER!!! SO NOW IT WAS MY WORD VS CIRCA'S AND STR8 HAD NO IDEA TO FIGURE IT OUT. HE THEN ASKS US TO GIVE HIM THE PLAY-BY-PLAY OF EACH GAME. I MADE UP A SILLY STORY OF ME DESTROYING HIM AND START NAMING ALL THE CARDS I SAW IN HIS DECK, EVEN HIS SB (THANK YOU MARTYR OF ASHES). THE BEST PART WAS THAT I TOLD HIM I FUNERAL CHAMRED CIRCA TURN ONE, AND 30 MINS LATER, STR8 SAYS, "SO YOU PLAYED TREETOP VILLAGE TURN ONE?" I KNEW HE TESTING ME SO I SCROLLED UP, SAW WHAT I WROTE AND REPLIED "NO A SWAMP." THIS WENT ON FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR AND STR8/DAVESLUSHER FINALLY SAID, "WE THINK WE KNOW WHO THE CULPRIT IS...CIRCA, YOU ARE DQED FOR CHEATING" I GOT OUT OF MY CHAIR AND STARTED PISSING MY PANTS IN HYSTERIA. LOLOLOL. STR8 THEN WENT ON THE BAN CIRCA IN EVERY MAJOR CHANNEL. THE BEST PART, NEXT ROUND, I GOT DESTROYED BY A1UE IN ABOUT 5 MINS. GOOD JOB STR8 AND DAVESLUSHER, YOU GUYS BLEW IT BIGTIME!!!!!

I PULLED THIS REMARKABLE STUNT FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN RULED UNFAIRLY BY #JUDGES4YOU!!!! I WANTED TO TEACH THEM A LESSON. PLEASE POST THIS ON THE MAIN FORUM.

COLLUSION

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by DH on 2007-08-31 17:06 MDT

NB: Always use Autosave.

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by KajTheMan on 2007-08-31 17:13 MDT

Yes I better should. Nice work circa sorry that you got a ban.

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by r0fl on 2007-08-31 18:22 MDT

collusion wow shut the fuck up honestly

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by MrBrett on 2007-09-01 03:49 MDT

funny story
going to find the autolog option though

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by infernuz on 2007-09-01 05:09 MDT

Tarmorack without rack -.-'

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by kobisjeruk on 2007-09-01 06:32 MDT

/me wondering why the 'people in power' still have not edit out Collusion's comment about the matter, maybe as a lesson for the judges? you know...don't judge a book by its cover?

and Circa, unfortunate event but hey karma's a bitch
maybe it's time for you to straightened up your act

(p/s: hows your 14yo gf(s)?)

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by Rusk on 2007-09-01 09:00 MDT

GJ au1e!

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by ChristPunchr on 2007-09-01 11:36 MDT

(p/s: hows your 14yo gf(s)?)

Nice, he has more than one?!

I have a twenty-five year old gf, but two( or more) fourteen year old gf's is like welding multiple lamborgini's together. So awesome. I'd make one lick my balls, the other wash my dishes, another to clean the cat box, the other to...etc

I wouldn't actually have sex with them though: fourteen year old girls are almost the same as fourteen year old boys. Seventeen year old girls, now that's the fuckin' ticket.

Wake me up when a black guy wins one of these shits.

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by poopascoopa on 2007-09-01 17:32 MDT

First place deck is a Frank Karsten deck found on MagicTheGathering.com

Just another ripped off netdeck by someone who can't build their own deck to save their life.
Pathetic

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by ChristPunchr on 2007-09-02 18:40 MDT

*Look at me! I'm Poopascoopa; a bitter assface*

How's the sand in the vagina workin' out for you?

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by elliminist on 2007-09-03 02:05 MDT

poopascoopa you fail.

Hope they ban you for trolling soon

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by Berzerker on 2007-09-04 22:24 MDT

Just wondering... How is it called TarmoRock if it bares little reseblance to "The Rock and His Minions" (which was later shortened to "Rock")? I have always wondered why everyone calls a BG deck rock, sorry just thought I would ask.

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by ChristPunchr on 2007-09-05 10:07 MDT

You just answered your own question: People call anything with black, green and midrange creatures "Rock". I just try not to be a nubcake and just call them black green or vipies...since black and green decks GENERALLY try to do the same thing(get something out on turn two, with a bird or whatever).

The name was "The Rock and His MILLIONS", btw.

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